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spider-manned 

The act of tying up your sexual partner and face fucking them, until you finish on his/her face in the shape of a web.
Person 1: "Hey dude, I noticed that you really hit it off with Jenny last night, then you dissapeared suddenly, where did you go? We were worried about you."
Person 2:"Hey, yeah, nothing to worry about dude, we went to my house and I spider-manned her real hard!"
Person 1:"Daaaaaamn... Dude you work hella fast, you are the Flash of fucking!"

Spider manned yer dog lad

To cum in ones hand and flick it in your pooch's face in a spider man web gesture
"Spider manned yer dog lad"

What have you done today Ronald?

Spider manned yer dog lad

...suck us

Spidermanned

A term used in the 3rd Person Shooter, Gears of War.

A "Spiderman" is the act of getting a headshot on your opponent while they are in the last 2/3 of their roll, making it appear as if your opponent is doing a headstand.

Mostly done with the Sniper, but also uncommonly can be done with a Shotgun and a Pistol.
In GoW2, Torque Bow is capable of this headshot as well.

Origin is not known but many speculate that it was coined "Spiderman" because the actual character, Spiderman, hangs upside down when suspended from a web.
BLaacKeN: Dude this homo wallbounces and dives like he has an STD.
I cant believe he actu- OMFG!! GET FUCKING SPIDERMANNED, KID!!
HAHAHAHA!
He wont be diving anyyyymore.

trevasco: Haha, That's 3 times this game for that kid.
I'd quit right NOW.
Spidermanned by BLaacKeN March 9, 2010

spidermaned 

To Cum in your hand before you go to sleep and wake up with sticky hands like to gain spidermans powers
Ewww man i fell alseep last night and woke up and spidermaned.
spidermaned by Shakezulia February 28, 2008

spidermaned 

To masterbait before going to sleep and waking up with sticky hands like to gain super powers
Yo man i got up today and i scratched my head and i forgot i spidermaned it last night!
spidermaned by Shakezulia February 28, 2008

spidermanned

What Kirsten Dunst had done for the movie Spiderman.

She had her boobies spidermanned.
spidermanned by Tex April 17, 2004