Tex's definitions

Heejay

A severe form of retardation that affects all processes.

Amy Ludlum suffers from heejay...really bad.

by Tex October 4, 2004

Elaine Zhu

A person that's a turd and she likes to beat people up

Hey it's Elaine Zhu!

by Tex March 26, 2005

brown out

When the stupid power company lacks the power grid capacity, and causes all my lights to flicker and resets my clocks and computers.

If I get another brown out, I'm going to firebomb the electric company.

by tex May 24, 2004

Off The Road

Far More Intense Than "Off The Hook" Or "Off The Chain"

Person 1..You see that hottie at the bar?
Person 2..yeah, shes bangin
Person 3..man, shes "Off The Road"

by TeX October 29, 2003

stang

to have sexual intercourse with the opposite sex.

fuck Hit smash cut Pipe beat the breaks off

What it do Lilmama? Im try'n ta stang some'n.

by TEX January 19, 2005

ramon

large, brown, circumcised penis

All women want to experience a ramon.

by tex February 26, 2005

Jugger

the mack daddy of them all. he gets all the ass

when john rolls through the hood with 4 girls he is a true jugger.

by tex May 12, 2004