Spicy Dick 

After handling peppers or other extremely hot substances, using the restroom without thuroughly washing your hands in between. A very painful affair.

Wash your hands after cutting up that habanero son, or else you'll get spicy dick!

Spicy Dick by Vinja Gosan January 13, 2011

Spicy Dick Milk 

When you accidentally touch your dick with something hot and you have to cool it off and you think of milk, the milk immediately becomes Spicy Dick Milk

Man: I was seasoning some food and some fell onto my penis and it was so spicy that I had to stick it in some milk

Other Man: Thats called Spicy Dick Milk.

Spicy Dick Milk by DickMilkIsSpicy July 5, 2017

Spick Dick 

What people call a Spanish guy's penis. Any central or south american guy you would normally call a spick. Well this spick has a dick so his dick is called a SPICK DICK, a beaner peener, or for his ball sack you'd call it a wetback nutsack.

Ashley - I'm lovin' that sexy blonde surfer over there.

Taylor - Fuck white guys, i love me some spick dick!

Spick Dick by LoveSpickDicks November 12, 2011

spicy dickpocalypse pinata 

the process of injecting hotsauce into a foe's penis and then smashing the penis with a blunt object as one would do to a pinata, ensuring endless pain and humiliation.

my boss wouldn't give me a raise so i pulled a spicy dickpocalypse pinata on him. now im serving 5-10.

spicy dickpocalypse pinata by Jon Jebus May 18, 2007

10 Inch Spic Dick 

Intended for fun. If you run you're better off if you can't hang. If you stay baby come over here and gimme that play

Mija this 10 Inch Spic Dick don't just cum, it's a supersoaker ahaha

10 Inch Spic Dick by F8L×fun July 13, 2020

old spicy dicks

the most clever thing that can be carved into a bar of old spice soap.

look i carved a y on the end of spice and i carved dicks at the end how funny is that

old spicy dicks by Dustin A (aka D.A.) December 8, 2004

stupid spick dick loving bitch 

A stupid bitch who loves spick dick

Stupid spick dick loving bitch, Ass hole, Stupid bitch that likes her pussy plungered by a cheddar dick, Cheddar lover, Ignorant spick.

stupid spick dick loving bitch by Me IIIV October 20, 2013