Spicydick Share definition Flag A combonation of hot beans,mexican rice, chili, in a stir fry, with a severed dick atop the creaton. Waiter: Sir, what can I get for you this evening? Patron: I will have spicydick, along with a side of semen for dipping. Spicydick by Steff March 18, 2004 Get the Spicydick mug.