Spicy Dick

After handling peppers or other extremely hot substances, using the restroom without thuroughly washing your hands in between. A very painful affair.

Wash your hands after cutting up that habanero son, or else you'll get spicy dick!

by Vinja Gosan January 12, 2011

old spicy dicks

the most clever thing that can be carved into a bar of old spice soap.

look i carved a y on the end of spice and i carved dicks at the end how funny is that

by Dustin A (aka D.A.) December 9, 2004

Spicy Dick Milk

When you accidentally touch your dick with something hot and you have to cool it off and you think of milk, the milk immediately becomes Spicy Dick Milk

Man: I was seasoning some food and some fell onto my penis and it was so spicy that I had to stick it in some milk

Other Man: Thats called Spicy Dick Milk.

by DickMilkIsSpicy July 6, 2017