Sphoom

Pronounced - Foom

Meaning - Mentally Challenged

DUDE #1 - Are You Sphoom?

DUDE #2 - Wuahh?

DUDE #1 - Yeah Your Mentally Challenged Alright! :)

by DUDExHD April 28, 2011

spooma

Acronym for Shit Popped Out Of My Asshole

when getting upset you say "SPOOMA"

by Tirol Ski December 21, 2006

Schoomp

The noise in which a penis makes while exiting the pants/underpants which keep it confined. The noise is audible if and only if the person possesses a penis with proper length and girth to cause said noise. The noise is usually accompanied by a loud bang as the male appendage hits and most likely breaks whatever is in front of it.

A schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.

Girl: Hey big boy, want to have fun tonight?
Guy: yes i would enjoy that.
Girl: show me what you're working with.
Guy: *schoomp*
Girl: Ow you broke my jaw!

mom: Son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: *schoomp*

by Lord Goddard May 1, 2013

Shoombie

– adjective, Shoom-bee.

A moron or slapper.

1. 'Oh.Em.GEE! You're such a bloody Shoombie!'
2. 'Shuddup you big Shoombie'

by Adam'DickNasty'Longstockings May 2, 2010

Shoomp

To propel quickly and quietly

The waitlist system automatically shoomps people from the waitlist into the section four times a day

by Shoomp August 29, 2020

Shoomped

The state of mind after getting no pussy.

“Bro I didn’t get any pussy last night i should made a move”
“Damn you’re shoomped”

by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020

Sploominate

To intentionally cum inside of a bitch with the hope of getting her pregnant.

Baby we ain't using condoms tonight I and gonna sploominate them guts on my momma!

by Ranchgirls November 15, 2020