SphinxKing 

SphinxKing is the king of the sphinx probably but also a part time wordle player, full time fluff master. Legends say he can be found in the deep woods of Egypt probably near a Sphinx or a King (also his name is based on the Sphynx (hairless wrinkly cat) obviously.) also don't ask him to draw a bull, just don't...

WOAH IS THAT SPHINXKING NEAR A SPHINX AND A KING AND A FLUFF MASTER
BRO LOOK AT THAT HAIRLESS CAT OWNED BY SPHINXKING
HOL UP WAS THIS DRAWING OF A BULL DRAWN BY THE SPHINXKING

SphinxKing by NotLotusLiam July 6, 2022

sphinxing 

Verb.

When a cat lays on its belly with front legs outstretched and head up looking forward, striking a pose resembling The Great Sphinx of Giza

"Awww, look at whiskers sphinxing over there on the couch. She looks so majestic. "

sphinxing by mcnathan January 24, 2017

Sprinking 

A generic term describing some sort of weird, creepy, stupid, or just plain annoying action or saying of someone else. It is derived from the last name of an odd member of a high school debate team and, like many things in the debate community, is only used when other debaters are present. The best effect is achieved when said with a derisive tone. While the original meaning had a somewhat dirty connotation, the current interpretation applies to any action deemed unacceptable or gross.

Riggsy: "I will eat your children and sleep on their bones!!!"
Mr. Awesome: "Dude, quit sprinking!"

...

"Why is he eating paper?"
"It's ok, he's just sprinking."

Sprinking by Mr. Awesome, Debate Champion March 11, 2007

Shinking

(verb) to think while taking a shit.

1. I sat there shinking about how to do my three-hour homework in 30 minutes.
2. Yesterday I shunk so hard I came up with a new business plan.

Shinking by Thekillerpebble November 20, 2019

Splinking 

the Art of milking a yak with your weakest hand, many people take their entire lives to perfect this art, others take their lives just finding out what the fuck it means.

Typical Chinese:In order to find true enlightenment you must splink
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!

Splinking by Brunstwig March 11, 2013

sthinking 

The multitasking acts of pondering while you go #2. This is often deep, productive thought as you do not have the interruptions of your daily life.

A combonation of "stinking" and "thinking".

I figured out the error in the payroll report while I was sthinking.

sthinking by tcufrog08 April 18, 2008

shinking

1. To stagnate and wallow in mediocrity.
2. To become bloated and uncomfortable due to lack of activity.

The profits were shinking due to lackluster sales performance.

Without exercise or doing much needed chores at home, Joanna found her body shinking.

shinking by eruditus June 4, 2007