by puhleeze March 27, 2009
Get the Sphinctoid mug.A sphinctard is the all too common combination of Asshole and Retard. A typical sphinctard will fuck things up, lose or misplace his things, make a lot of mistakes and then actively, even agressively, blame others for all of it. A sphinctard will NEVER accept blame for anything, no matter how obvious it is to others that the sphinctards problems are of his own making. Sphinctards always have a feeling of entitlement, usually the product of rich parents that totally spoiled them when they were growing up. Sphinctards are ALWAYS cheap. Sphinctards usually have few friends, but sometimes have suprisingly good looking looking girlfriends. The girlfriends ALWAYS have a very low self-esteem because they are the only people that will put up with a sphinctard for very long. Sphinctard's girlfiends usually split the tab or pick up the whole thing.
1. That Sphinctard borrowed, then crashed his sisters car, then blamed her for not having better quality tires on it.
2. The Sphinctard forgot where he left his toolbelt, then blamed the first guy he saw for stealing it.
3. The Sphinctard told his girlfirend that she had to pay the restaurant check because his steak was a bit overcooked and he shouldn't have to pay for a meal he didn't enjoy.
2. The Sphinctard forgot where he left his toolbelt, then blamed the first guy he saw for stealing it.
3. The Sphinctard told his girlfirend that she had to pay the restaurant check because his steak was a bit overcooked and he shouldn't have to pay for a meal he didn't enjoy.
by Construction Guy August 8, 2009
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by Galfodo August 30, 2008
Get the sphinctriloquist mug.When you can’t keep poop from continuously exiting your asshole and it just keeps leaking out no matter how many times you wipe.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2021
Get the sphinctoleak mug.<Noun> Lower abdominal distress accompanied by very odiferous flatulence, with or without assachino. Commonly following a spicy or greasy meal.
People in the office were angry at Nick when he developed sphinctitus after his bean burrito for lunch.
by Maccmedia December 9, 2008
Get the Sphinctitus mug.Term used to describe a particular language in which the speaker knows not of what he speaks. The act of spewing verbal shit out of your mouth or anus.
DJ: "I really feel like eating subway for dinner, the sandwiches there are so filling and delicious"
Fred: "DJ you are speaking fluent sphinctish right now, subway is awful."
Fred: "DJ you are speaking fluent sphinctish right now, subway is awful."
by Jackson 5 9898 December 7, 2012
Get the Sphinctish mug.Tommy had his girlfriend Lily over when suddenly he begins to get hungry. He flips her over and begins performing analingus on her. Since ass is a regular part of Tommy's diet, he is most definitely a sphinctivore.
by BlueSlurpee February 1, 2018
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