sphincterous

To behave or act like an asshole; asshole-like.

That was mighty sphincterous of you, dickhead.

by Funk & Wagnal August 18, 2009

Sphincterless Shit Cannon

Someone who spends the majority of their workday clogging up the toilet and consistently smells like ass. Someone who who shits every hour on the hour, has no intestine, just a shit tube running from their throat to their ass, has been known to shit watermelons and small marsupials.

Man don't go into the bathroom, Jonathan has been acting like a Sphincterless Shit Cannon.

by cuddlefinger November 15, 2011

Wall Sphincters

The way robots call holes in the wall, when they're frightened.

They're coming out of the wall sphincters!

Oh and I apologize for saying "wall sphincters" I say that a lot when I'm frightened.

-CL4P-TP

by Gibbonwoman March 4, 2022

sphincterocracy

A government comprised of assholes.

The Bush Administration is a sphincterocracy.

by flergenblergen December 9, 2008

Sphincterus Maximus

An insult meaning asshole. May express, douche, dick, retard, etc.

Jill: Jack is a Sphincterus Maximus.
John: I know!

by LinkMaster03 June 22, 2008

butts, farts, and ... sphincters

something that unprofessional people talk about during a work business meeting

Person 1: In today's work meeting, we are going to talk about butts, farts, and ... sphincters

Person 2: Eww, that's totally unprofessional

by what do i care 125 August 25, 2022

sphinctercough

to talk like an asshole. to spew out shit no one else wants to hear. usually these stories start out with a long annoying "DUUUUUUUDES". which automatically throws you in to a rage that wants to make you kill the first person that crosses.

Brantley's sphinctercough made matt choke an innocent woman on the street. which finally ended with a .50 cal to the head to stop the giant.

by Michael Detwiler March 9, 2008