Spermlit

A sperm cell that has been deformed altering it’s appearance, possibly rendering it abandoned

Look at that stupid spermlit in that trash can

by Oliver Andrew rogan July 25, 2023

Spermoit

Unwanted lil fucking kid

That nigga @girlyfym/uglyfym is a lil spermoit

by Nigareq August 28, 2020

Spermit the Frog

When Kermit the Frog talks about sex, the nickname he uses

by ghyslain is a faggot September 4, 2003

Spermite

Unwanted sperm.

I must go to the doctor to get on birth control in order to avoid spermite penetration.

by ofperin May 7, 2010

Spermit The Frog

One of the controversial characters from the Muppets, he’s quite the opposite of his cousin Kermit. Instead of avoiding Miss Piggy, Spermit the Frog spends his time trying to impregnate Miss Piggy but fails due to his lack of prowess and banjo playing

Spermit the Frog needs to get his Lilly padded or else

by Dig Nitty March 3, 2019

spermlet

Young aged, at a young age, short, small, search for a woman, pervert.

"I always wanted a guitar since I was a spermlet."(young)

"Lol, Kevin is spermlet." (short)

"Dude, I think im spermlet(ed)toward this hot chick!"(pervert)

by fireanonmonys April 4, 2009

Spermbite

Spermbite is the effect of semen being stuck between the leg and the pants, thus pulling on the hairs after drying, causing pain.

"I had spermbite so bad yesterday, it ripped an entire patch of hair off my leg..."

by happypotato69 December 23, 2014