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Somebody toucha my SPEGET!!!
speget by Wolfy_The_Pstcho May 5, 2018
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Wow, it started with Brexit, now there's Spain leaving the EU - Spexit
spexit by Imcdwau April 23, 2017

acute cerebral speditis 

a term describing the condition when someone is completely and utterly sped in the head.
patient: why do i need to wear a mask? covid is a hoax
doctor: i diagnose you with acute cerebral speditis

spagitated 

spagitated (spa ji tay ted) ADJECTIVE. To be anxious and clumsy. From “spastic” and “agitated.”
Him- Fuck, Fuck, FUUUCCK! I ccccan't even strike a fffucking mmmatch!
Her- Let me tttry.
Him- Fffine, you tttry it!
Her- My ffffingers aren't working, they're tttoo cccold. Goddammit! I dropped the mmmatches.
Him- Ddddon't get all spagitated.
Her- I'm not spagitated, it's just freezing and you kkkkeep shouting.
Him- Sorry. Hey...
Her- Cut it out, I'm trying to start a fire.
Him- So am I.
Her- Oh! MMmmmmm.
Him- Waitaminute... Gggoddamn fucking zipper... WORK, DAMN YOU!
Her- Now who's spagitated?

(Loud ripping sound)

Her- Well, that's ONE way to get your jacket off.
Him- Shut up and kkkiss me.
spagitated by Maxhole June 23, 2009
"What a load of shegite"

"Your car is shegite"
When an event or subject or matter is SO LEGIT that its to legit to include so and it has to be one word.
Student 1: I went off roading and i ramped my jeep
Student 2: Thats so legit
Student 1: You mean SLEGIT
Student 2: Yeah!

~or~

Student 2: Dude i just Drifted my 3000 GT
Student 1: Man thats SLEGIT
Slegit by Bengals 53 November 14, 2009