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speget
speget by Wolfy_The_Pstcho May 5, 2018
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Spegit • Spegitz • Slegit • Speditism • shegite • Skegit • smegitis • Soegitfulsois • Spagit • spagitated
spexit
acute cerebral speditis
patient: why do i need to wear a mask? covid is a hoax
doctor: i diagnose you with acute cerebral speditis
doctor: i diagnose you with acute cerebral speditis
acute cerebral speditis by alexjiew March 19, 2021
spagitated
Him- Fuck, Fuck, FUUUCCK! I ccccan't even strike a fffucking mmmatch!
Her- Let me tttry.
Him- Fffine, you tttry it!
Her- My ffffingers aren't working, they're tttoo cccold. Goddammit! I dropped the mmmatches.
Him- Ddddon't get all spagitated.
Her- I'm not spagitated, it's just freezing and you kkkkeep shouting.
Him- Sorry. Hey...
Her- Cut it out, I'm trying to start a fire.
Him- So am I.
Her- Oh! MMmmmmm.
Him- Waitaminute... Gggoddamn fucking zipper... WORK, DAMN YOU!
Her- Now who's spagitated?
(Loud ripping sound)
Her- Well, that's ONE way to get your jacket off.
Him- Shut up and kkkiss me.
Her- Let me tttry.
Him- Fffine, you tttry it!
Her- My ffffingers aren't working, they're tttoo cccold. Goddammit! I dropped the mmmatches.
Him- Ddddon't get all spagitated.
Her- I'm not spagitated, it's just freezing and you kkkkeep shouting.
Him- Sorry. Hey...
Her- Cut it out, I'm trying to start a fire.
Him- So am I.
Her- Oh! MMmmmmm.
Him- Waitaminute... Gggoddamn fucking zipper... WORK, DAMN YOU!
Her- Now who's spagitated?
(Loud ripping sound)
Her- Well, that's ONE way to get your jacket off.
Him- Shut up and kkkiss me.
spagitated by Maxhole June 23, 2009
shegite
shegite by Yer Dugs Kettle Got Shat In December 13, 2018
Slegit
When an event or subject or matter is SO LEGIT that its to legit to include so and it has to be one word.
Student 1: I went off roading and i ramped my jeep
Student 2: Thats so legit
Student 1: You mean SLEGIT
Student 2: Yeah!
~or~
Student 2: Dude i just Drifted my 3000 GT
Student 1: Man thats SLEGIT
Student 2: Thats so legit
Student 1: You mean SLEGIT
Student 2: Yeah!
~or~
Student 2: Dude i just Drifted my 3000 GT
Student 1: Man thats SLEGIT
Slegit by Bengals 53 November 14, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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