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Speelk

To extract sperm from a living creature in whatever means necessary.
1. I speelk dogs like a pro.
2. By sucking the cum out of her ass with a curly straw, I speelked her real good.
by XMetallicaX January 13, 2009
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Spielkind

German expression for someone who is very childish.
Literal translation is 'play child'.
A: *playing with LEGO*
B: Du bist so ein Spielkind (You are such a Spielkind)
by betaquarx November 21, 2010
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spelk

A splinter: origin: North East.

i.e Sunderland/Newcastle/Middlesborough
Mackem Geordie Smog Monster
The young lad had been working on his Tree HOuse and got a spelk in his thumb.
by SAFC May 17, 2007
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Spelk

geordie or Newcastle slang meaning a small splinter of wood. Usually referred to in this way when one is embedded in your hand.
I've got a spelk in my hand
by Dave W May 14, 2004
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speedkick

To beat someone's ass with a quickness and with little effort.
If you keep runnin' your mouth I am gonna speedkick your ass.
by b1ak3 January 19, 2004
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speeled

getting owned in the face when you forget to put the top on a blender!
i was making smoothies and i pressed on. i got fucking speeled in the face by some fruit
by Johnny Walkerton January 25, 2008
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Flip Speek

The abomination by usually Filipino youths of the Tagalog Language. Characterized by code-switching,deletion of letters,complete inversions of letters, and basically anything that would fuck a language up.
Think NigBonics + CrackBonics + WhyteL33t x Foreignify =Flip Speek

ganto xe un,...mei gf me..kso ang arte arte nia in all ways..alm nmn nia ung mga ayaw at gs2 ko. ayw na ayaw ko tlg ng maarteng tao. alm nia lht un. kso ung iba gngwa pa dn nia. gya n lng pg dating sa pananamit, ayw ko ng sexy na damit kso minsan sinusuway nia. pasaway tlg e! pti sa pag gamit ng make ups! sb ko ayw ko sa gf ung maxadong may make-up sa muka, pro minsan gngwa pa dn nia. nkkaswa na dn kc minsan. pa uulit ulit n lng. tska, feeling ko di nia ko kayang i-prioritize... hayy! wat can i do ba..

I'm just like you.... I have notta clue what that says.
by Xmoon June 28, 2006
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