Speelk 

To extract sperm from a living creature in whatever means necessary.

1. I speelk dogs like a pro.
2. By sucking the cum out of her ass with a curly straw, I speelked her real good.

Speelk by XMetallicaX January 13, 2009

Spielkind 

German expression for someone who is very childish.
Literal translation is 'play child'.

A: *playing with LEGO*
B: Du bist so ein Spielkind (You are such a Spielkind)

Spielkind by betaquarx November 21, 2010

spelk 

A splinter: origin: North East.

i.e Sunderland/Newcastle/Middlesborough
Mackem Geordie Smog Monster

The young lad had been working on his Tree HOuse and got a spelk in his thumb.

spelk by SAFC May 17, 2007

Spelk 

geordie or Newcastle slang meaning a small splinter of wood. Usually referred to in this way when one is embedded in your hand.

I've got a spelk in my hand

Spelk by Dave W May 14, 2004

speedkick 

To beat someone's ass with a quickness and with little effort.

If you keep runnin' your mouth I am gonna speedkick your ass.

speedkick by b1ak3 January 19, 2004

speeled 

getting owned in the face when you forget to put the top on a blender!

i was making smoothies and i pressed on. i got fucking speeled in the face by some fruit

speeled by Johnny Walkerton January 25, 2008

Flip Speek 

The abomination by usually Filipino youths of the Tagalog Language. Characterized by code-switching,deletion of letters,complete inversions of letters, and basically anything that would fuck a language up.

Think NigBonics + CrackBonics + WhyteL33t x Foreignify =Flip Speek

ganto xe un,...mei gf me..kso ang arte arte nia in all ways..alm nmn nia ung mga ayaw at gs2 ko. ayw na ayaw ko tlg ng maarteng tao. alm nia lht un. kso ung iba gngwa pa dn nia. gya n lng pg dating sa pananamit, ayw ko ng sexy na damit kso minsan sinusuway nia. pasaway tlg e! pti sa pag gamit ng make ups! sb ko ayw ko sa gf ung maxadong may make-up sa muka, pro minsan gngwa pa dn nia. nkkaswa na dn kc minsan. pa uulit ulit n lng. tska, feeling ko di nia ko kayang i-prioritize... hayy! wat can i do ba..

I'm just like you.... I have notta clue what that says.

Flip Speek by Xmoon June 28, 2006