Seelke

the deepest part of a vaginal orifice, often nasty and disgusting with a mixture of many raunchy smells and fluids.

Also can be used as a verb. "Seelked"

noun: "Damn, I was all in that Seelke. I could definitely tell when I hit it, my dick became bent and an awful smell filled the room."

verb: "That bitch just Seelked all over my dick, now my cock feels like its on fire."

by the cock goblin November 7, 2010

sow seeker

A guy who notoriously ends up with the ugliest girl at the party.

"Pete's a great guy but his sow seeking will keep bringing the ugly girls to our parties"

by john wiskeyjack August 16, 2003

status seeker

A person who is always looking to improve their social standing beyond what is reasonable or fitting by acquiring more desirable possessions, taking extravagant vacations, joining exclusive organizations and cultivating new and advantageous social connections in order to impress others.

His vacationing on the Costa del Sol shows what a status seeker he has become.

Being superficial status seekers, they are thinking of buying a new McMansion, even though they don't plan on having a family and already own a house that suits their needs in all respects.

by lifeonearth December 18, 2012

Assylum seeker

One who comes to a more sexually liberated country for the lifestyle.

Akhmed was excited to become an assylum seeker in Sweden!

by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2016

german seeker

One who frequents bars and is always on the lookout for women wielding dildos. He is both courageous and enjoys regular sex with prostitutes.

Hide your dildos girls! That there is a german seeker.

by glory maiden December 9, 2009

drug seeker

n. a person who goes to the docter/ER feigning illness in the hopes that they may receive a prescription for their drug of choice. Characterized by the person claiming to have allergies to every drug but the one they want. Much to the seekers dismay, health care providers are taught in school to recognize their obvious addiction.

"Don't believe him, Floyd is a drug seeker; allergic to everything but Percocet, he's here everyday, and was arrested last week for blowing a guy for half a perc."

by keifermail August 23, 2008

Seeley Booth

Seeley booth is a amazingly charming FBI agent from the hit tv show, Bones. He wears a COCKey belt buckle everyday and is an amazing piece of work. He also has a son that he had with his ex-wife, his son's name is parker. SEXY

i wanna fuck seeley booth!!

by boothisfuckingamazing November 26, 2010