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Sheela na gig 

Sheela na gigs are an exemplar of architectural grotesques. These grotesque examples frequent many medieval churches and other famous buildings throughout Europe; they are thought to ward off evil and death, and some argue that they may be a warning against concupiscence. Some contend that they are fertility symbols; however, one look at a Sheela na gig would surely cure lust; and, undoubtedly cause the stiffest dick to wilt without fail. Sheelas', typically, present as a female figure with gaping vulvas and scarily distorted features. One of the most exceptional examples is the "witch on the wall" in Fethard county Tipperary Ireland. She is said to have guarded the town by preventing the big-dicked Norman army from crossing a local bridge and pillaging the village.

What person in their right mind would traverse that bridge into Sheela's gaping black hole and have his Johnson subject to her perverted predilections?
If you cross that bridge, the Sheela na gig will shrivel your Johnson!
Sheela na gig by Debunker-Grl April 21, 2018
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sheekynista 

Used to describe a go-getter, confident + stylish girl or woman who exudes sheekiness.
meSheeky takes the active sheekynista from studio to street!
sheekynista by ces09 September 7, 2009

Sheek Louch

1/3 of the rap group LOX with Jadakiss and Styles P as the other two members. Very few rappers embody the true essence of hardcore hip-hop the way Sheek Louch does so effortlessly.
Yo Sheek Louch is one of the hardest rappers out there.
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To be replaced for any noun. Can mean anthing you want it. Ussaly used as a question.
Do you Shelekkit?

Shelekkit the way the dick takes.
Shelekkit by Totaly Retarded May 26, 2009

henry sheekey 

he wants to be a big shreck when he grows up and eats lot of onions.
henry sheekey is a big shreck
henry sheekey by j0shua12345 July 4, 2019
1. A sexy amazing girl who has tons of guy friends and they all like her but they're to shy to admit it. Shes also gorgeous and has her own unique style . She's tough , smart and classy. Loves to live life to the fullest. Shy at first, but wen you get to know her your like! Damn she's sexy , smart , funny, and badass!

2. A girl that everyone loves. Has a killer body, smile, and personality. Great dancer, kisser, and in bed. Also has her own blonde moments in life where you can't help but laugh at her. Loves the men, and the men love her. Normally goes for the "older men", for the experience. Loves to have a "good time"

3. A woman who loves to tease men with empty promises

4. A great great great friend who goes through many similar things as her bestfriends. she is always there and is very bubbly. she laughs all the time and is there through everything. she'll make you smile even at the worst times in your life. and helps you with anything and will listen to anything you have to say.
1. My friend is such a Sheelu, but I don't know how to tell her

2. Damn look at that Sheelu over there looking so fine

3. My booty call promised me some action tonight and rejected me last second :(

Ohhh what a Sheelu that girl

4. I could really use a Sheelu right about now
Sheelu by pancakesandwaffles April 22, 2011
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