spelk

A splinter: origin: North East.

i.e Sunderland/Newcastle/Middlesborough
Mackem Geordie Smog Monster

The young lad had been working on his Tree HOuse and got a spelk in his thumb.

by SAFC May 17, 2007

Spelk

geordie or Newcastle slang meaning a small splinter of wood. Usually referred to in this way when one is embedded in your hand.

I've got a spelk in my hand

by Dave W May 14, 2004

spelk

person who is little and thin

he's only a spelk but he can sup 15 pints of lager

by lank November 14, 2003

spelk

the foam the erupts from a whigger when he is crying about his baby dick. fool

fuck u homies/i am not a hipocrite.

by ? May 26, 2003

Spelk

When you're lit AF at 3 in the morning and you try to pronounce something, but instead it comes out as vocular garbage

Friend 1: How drunk are you right now?

Friend 2: Spelktacularly!

by GaryBoy420 July 9, 2019

I’m just speaking in general…

I’m just speaking in general… — a story telling tactic used by old southern people when they are actually reading you from head to toe; inside and out; and from womb to tomb. In many ways, this is worse than if they put both feet in your ass and yelled at you about your folly.

“I’m just speaking in general” has four parts: a detailed summary of your past character; a current analysis of your present actions based on things you did as a child; a detailed outcome of you actions based on probability and having seen your story played out in other people’s lives that they have seen with their own eyes; and, an admonition to change your ways if you don't want to end up like the person they are just “speaking in general about.

Boy, I ain’t got no hang ups; I’m too old to have hang ups. Hang ups is for young people — I’m just speaking in general… Oh I knew a boy like you: he was hard headed when he was a baby and he’s head headed now. You know what they say about hard headed people: A HARD HEAD MAKES A SOFT ASSSSSSSSSSS!!!! I’m just speaking in general. But, if you don’t want to end up like that; you better change your ways!!!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023

Autism Speaks

But they don't listen to real autistic people. For some reason people and big companies support them despite AS' fuckups. Probably blackmail or some shit.

One time I went to a TJ Maxx and on the intercom an employee said that 50% of purchases were going to be donated to Autism Speaks. I left immediately to Target. The store sucked anyways.

by Corn-Sizzurp May 18, 2021