speedkick

To beat someone's ass with a quickness and with little effort.

If you keep runnin' your mouth I am gonna speedkick your ass.

by b1ak3 January 19, 2004

seedpicker

One whose strategy during the filling out of NCAA brackets consists primarily of picking top seeded teams.

Wow, dude. Picking four number one seeds to reach the final four? Unoriginal fucking seedpicker.

by nolandodude September 21, 2011

Speedbuckets

The best drinking game on the planet died of alcohol poisoning right after it played Speedbuckets.

The game consists of sucking back, through a straw, a combo of alcohol, energy drinks, and mix from a bucket. Each bucket has a team of 3-6 players who race against other bucket teams to finish first. If there are enough people for only one bucket, the players begin by guessing how long it will take to finish - the person with the closest guess wins. The prize – there is none. Just be happy you’re so drunk, so quick.

Inspired by Thailand’s “Bucket” drinks, where one person casually drinks from a bucket. Invented in July of 2010 by two Canadian guys and three Danish girls.

No doubt the best way to start your night. A crowd pleaser at pre-drinks.

Sentence use:
How many Speedbuckets did we do last night and who the fuck are you?

by C.S.M.S.C July 29, 2011

Seedtick

Pesty bood sucking critter that can drain the life from you

Katie is such of a seedtick she latched on and almost killed me

by DR.S Moostie February 8, 2019

Speedfucking

High frequency sexual intercours breaking the sound barrier by reaching at least 180 BPM (beats per minute).

"Last night Steffi and I were speedfucking in such a high frequency that we woke up the neighbors with a big boooooooooom when we reached the sound barrier"

by Steff- the Chef September 14, 2007

Speedhacker

A MMO ( Massive Multiplayer Online) gamer term used against another player who totally raped them in pvp. It is basically used to accuse the better player of cheating as an explaination of why you got pawned so hard.

Ipawnzall says " Wtf ! That dude 3 shotted me , he must be a speedhacker, im reporting him "

Trailron replies "stfu with the speedhacking shit , you just got your ass pawned nub lawl"

by Omegastrike August 15, 2010

speedwick

A girl who wears tight leggings because she knows that she has a nice ass

OMG look at that girl, she's such a speedwick

by sjskitl January 4, 2017