Noun: The poor, hapless driver who has been pulled over by traffic cops for speeding on a highway or country road. The 'speedgoat', through their sacrifice, allows all other drivers to speed past with impunity and without paying the ultimate price.

While passing, with a sigh of relief, we thank the highway gods that we are not the 'speedgoat'. But inevitably, that day and that siren comes for us all.

From the pig latin: scapegoat

Mark roared with glee as he zoomed down the highway, "Did you catch the look on that speedgoat's face?"

"Better watch it, sunshine," replied white-knuckled Jane from the passenger seat. "The way you're driving, your time will come!"

speedgoat by Hipsterion February 28, 2013

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Speedrone

Mixing and snorting both amphetamine (speed) and mephedrone (bath salt) at the same time

History : a small romanian music festival D'aiurea

R : Would you rather have speed or salt?
V : Speedrone, d'uh!

Speedrone by cristipodar February 27, 2022

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speedrophile

Spider pedophile

"Stretch the spider out"
"No I'm not a pedophile"
"I think you mean speedrophile"

speedrophile by Dogwomangeo May 11, 2024

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

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