Noun: The poor, hapless driver who has been pulled over by traffic cops for speeding on a highway or country road. The 'speedgoat', through their sacrifice, allows all other drivers to speed past with impunity and without paying the ultimate price.
While passing, with a sigh of relief, we thank the highway gods that we are not the 'speedgoat'. But inevitably, that day and that siren comes for us all.
From the pig latin: scapegoat
While passing, with a sigh of relief, we thank the highway gods that we are not the 'speedgoat'. But inevitably, that day and that siren comes for us all.
From the pig latin: scapegoat
Mark roared with glee as he zoomed down the highway, "Did you catch the look on that speedgoat's face?"
"Better watch it, sunshine," replied white-knuckled Jane from the passenger seat. "The way you're driving, your time will come!"
"Better watch it, sunshine," replied white-knuckled Jane from the passenger seat. "The way you're driving, your time will come!"
by Hipsterion February 28, 2013
Get the speedgoat mug.Slang name for the North American Pronghorn (Antilocapra americana). So named due to it's close resemblance to a goat and it's incredible speed.
While it's difficult to measure their speed, most sources state upwards of 70 Km/h, and they're known to be the second fastest land animal, second only to the cheetah, but able to sustain higher speeds for longer distances than the cheetah.
While it's difficult to measure their speed, most sources state upwards of 70 Km/h, and they're known to be the second fastest land animal, second only to the cheetah, but able to sustain higher speeds for longer distances than the cheetah.
Oh, Crap! We're going to hit that speed goat. Duck! Why do they hang out near the highway?
I've given up hunting speed goats because they taste like a cross between a Slim Jim and sagebrush.
I've given up hunting speed goats because they taste like a cross between a Slim Jim and sagebrush.
by Sigmo January 2, 2011
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Taking the first flight to leave an airport without knowing the destination prior to buying tickets.
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Get the Speedport mug.one who kills fat people with amazing speed. speedyfatslayers usually have amazing eyes, fun loving, silly, great sense of humor, has the cutest face, amazing gamer skills, has a huge penis, and oversized testicles.
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he was found in the chat room known as Speedychat. someone made and type-o and a guy got the song: speedy cat by Y&Co.
then he put the song on a flash. along with it has speedycat fyling in the air to the music. when you click on the moon he goes way way fast, along with the msic speeding up as well.
then that's when one of the 4chan cats came alive: speedycat! (speedycat sure is speedy)
he was found in the chat room known as Speedychat. someone made and type-o and a guy got the song: speedy cat by Y&Co.
then he put the song on a flash. along with it has speedycat fyling in the air to the music. when you click on the moon he goes way way fast, along with the msic speeding up as well.
then that's when one of the 4chan cats came alive: speedycat! (speedycat sure is speedy)
by mad_muffinz November 26, 2006
Get the speedycat mug.A subsport of airsoft where players work as a team and eliminate enemy players as quickly as possible. Usual player attire includes Dye masks, long Jon’s, tennis shoes, shorts, hoodies, head wraps, etc.
by TheUpbeatAceOfSpades July 22, 2018
Get the Speedsoft mug.n, v. The act when one man buries his face in between another man's buttocks and vigorously throws his head back and forth while resonating his lips to make a "brrrrr" sound. Very similar to motorboating.
I almost passed out with delight when Henry knelt behind me, buried his face between my naked ass cheeks, and gave me a Sebago Speedboat.
by GBart444 July 8, 2011
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