speedrophile

Spider pedophile

"Stretch the spider out"
"No I'm not a pedophile"
"I think you mean speedrophile"

by Dogwomangeo May 11, 2024

Spedophile

A person with an unhealthy attraction towards people with various degrees of mental retardation.

"That spedophile wants to have a threesome with Susan and Beth. Too bad they don't have a normal number of chromosomes."

by Susan&Beth January 22, 2006

Spedophile

Ryland Gilpin... some who is a sped and tends to be a pedophile. (falls for younger kids)

“Ryland Gilpin is a spedophile”

by gutlover34 December 2, 2018

Steedophile

Someone who finds male horses arousing.

The only type of chick youre going to meet at the rodeo is a steedophile.

by Ranchgirls June 2, 2022

Speedophiliac

An individual with a penchant toward excessive driving speeds.

My Aussie friend Adam always drives like a bat out of hell, no matter what the posted speed may be. It scares the crap out of his wife Penelope to be in the same car with such a speedophiliac!

by Gapingredgroovie January 6, 2009

spedophile

One who is sexually attracted to special education students, those who ride the short bus.

That spedophile Alan is so desperate that he hits on the retarded girls.

by Don Wong October 27, 2003

spedophile

A person that is IN FACT a sped and likes or is dating someone that is more than 2 1/2 years younger than them.

Person 1: OMG he is such a spedophile
Person 2: Exactly like he's 7 and she's 36

by niceguy313 December 23, 2019