speedrophile 

Spider pedophile

"Stretch the spider out"
"No I'm not a pedophile"
"I think you mean speedrophile"

speedrophile by Dogwomangeo May 11, 2024

Spedophile 

A person with an unhealthy attraction towards people with various degrees of mental retardation.

"That spedophile wants to have a threesome with Susan and Beth. Too bad they don't have a normal number of chromosomes."

Spedophile by Susan&Beth January 22, 2006

Spedophile 

Ryland Gilpin... some who is a sped and tends to be a pedophile. (falls for younger kids)

“Ryland Gilpin is a spedophile”

Spedophile by gutlover34 December 2, 2018

Steedophile 

Someone who finds male horses arousing.

The only type of chick youre going to meet at the rodeo is a steedophile.

Steedophile by Ranchgirls June 2, 2022

Speedophiliac 

An individual with a penchant toward excessive driving speeds.

My Aussie friend Adam always drives like a bat out of hell, no matter what the posted speed may be. It scares the crap out of his wife Penelope to be in the same car with such a speedophiliac!

Speedophiliac by Gapingredgroovie January 6, 2009

spedophile 

One who is sexually attracted to special education students, those who ride the short bus.

That spedophile Alan is so desperate that he hits on the retarded girls.

spedophile by Don Wong October 27, 2003

spedophile 

A person that is IN FACT a sped and likes or is dating someone that is more than 2 1/2 years younger than them.

Person 1: OMG he is such a spedophile
Person 2: Exactly like he's 7 and she's 36

spedophile by niceguy313 December 23, 2019