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Speediating 

An alternate version of the word speeding, used chiefly by corporate whores, Wifeswap contestants and people with severe retardation (esp. sufferers of Angelman Syndrome).
Angelman Syndrome Sufferer: Is there any way of speediating up the process?

Normal Human Being: No.
Speediating by WaywardSun September 8, 2011

Speed boating 

When a penis is inside a vagina or ass and the vagina or ass farts or queef's.
I was motor-boating your mom's tits. Then while fucking her she queefed and was speed boating my dick.

speedposting

To write messages on a forum with the speed of a Court clerk using a new reply everytime, Short intervals between posts and ridiculous Amounts(300 posts a day).
Use of the view newpost function is required.
An Example of Speedposting, look at the short intervals in time.
This can go on for hours, So its easy to get 300 a day!

1300 vannelle...G`day.
1300 lynn...Hello
1301 vannelle...well, im fine
1301 daveWL...OIOIOI
1302 vannelle you.
1302 shaggy...Im drunk!
1303 vannelle...ok.
1303 jobz...Bought me a new Vehicle :yes:!
1304 vannelle...What kind?.
1304 l337perv...A Beemer!
1305 vannelle...sure.
1305 denzil...NEIN!
1306 vannelle...Its sunny, 34 degrees celcius.
1306 seniorwhoppy...Bastard!
1307 SpikeBurton...Who has Kids?
1307 Daom...Me, Me, Me
Etc,etc.
speedposting by van nelle January 9, 2009

speedposting

To write messages on a forum with the speed of a Court clerk using a new reply everytime, Short intervals between posts and ridiculous Amounts(300 posts a day).
Use of the view newpost function is required.
An Example of Speedposting, look at the short intervals in time.
This can go on for hours, So its easy to get 300 a day!

1300 vannelle...G`day.
1300 lynn...Hello
1301 vannelle...well, im fine
1301 daveWL...OIOIOI
1302 vannelle you.
1302 shaggy...Im drunk!
1303 vannelle...ok.
1303 jobz...Bought me a new Vehicle :yes:!
1304 vannelle...What kind?.
1304 l337perv...A Beemer!
1305 vannelle...sure.
1305 denzil...NEIN!
1306 vannelle...Its sunny, 34 degrees celcius.
1306 seniorwhoppy...Bastard!
1307 SpikeBurton...Who has Kids?
1307 Daom...Me, Me, Me
Etc,etc.
speedposting by van nelle January 10, 2009

Speed-Boating 

When you motor boat two girls tits at the same time at high speed.
"Dude, I was totally Speed-Boating Jess and Steph at that party last night."
Speed-Boating by PsychoFazza March 1, 2017

Speed Boating 

When you grab a girls breasts, put your face in them and go 'BRRRRRRRRRRRRR' while shaking your head from side to side.
I feel like Speed Boating her.
Speed Boating by MLTZER September 22, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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