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speed-bating

Poor guy had so little time, he was speed-bating before his roommate got home.
by SarahShy January 6, 2008
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Speed boating

When a penis is inside a vagina or ass and the vagina or ass farts or queef's.
I was motor-boating your mom's tits. Then while fucking her she queefed and was speed boating my dick.
by rusty trombone of destiny October 31, 2010
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Speed-Boating

When you motor boat two girls tits at the same time at high speed.
"Dude, I was totally Speed-Boating Jess and Steph at that party last night."
by PsychoFazza March 1, 2017
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Speed Boating

When you grab a girls breasts, put your face in them and go 'BRRRRRRRRRRRRR' while shaking your head from side to side.
by MLTZER September 22, 2009
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Speediating

An alternate version of the word speeding, used chiefly by corporate whores, Wifeswap contestants and people with severe retardation (esp. sufferers of Angelman Syndrome).
Angelman Syndrome Sufferer: Is there any way of speediating up the process?

Normal Human Being: No.
by WaywardSun September 8, 2011
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Speedboating

Guy Lombardo was not just a orchestra leader, he was into speedboating as well.
by Flava Jay December 9, 2008
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