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Speed boating 

When a penis is inside a vagina or ass and the vagina or ass farts or queef's.
I was motor-boating your mom's tits. Then while fucking her she queefed and was speed boating my dick.

Speed Boating 

When you grab a girls breasts, put your face in them and go 'BRRRRRRRRRRRRR' while shaking your head from side to side.
Speed Boating by MLTZER September 22, 2009

speed-bating 

masturbating within a short period of time
Poor guy had so little time, he was speed-bating before his roommate got home.
speed-bating by SarahShy January 6, 2008

Speed Boat-ing

1. To procrastinate to the point of avoiding the thing completely
2. To do a job so badly nobody wants it, anyway.
Boss: What is this shit?
Employee: I was Speed Boat-ing...
Boss: You're fired!!!

Speedboating 

Guy Lombardo was not just a orchestra leader, he was into speedboating as well.
Speedboating by Flava Jay December 9, 2008

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026