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Speed boating 

When a penis is inside a vagina or ass and the vagina or ass farts or queef's.
I was motor-boating your mom's tits. Then while fucking her she queefed and was speed boating my dick.

Speed Boating 

When you grab a girls breasts, put your face in them and go 'BRRRRRRRRRRRRR' while shaking your head from side to side.
I feel like Speed Boating her.
Speed Boating by MLTZER September 22, 2009

speed-bating 

masturbating within a short period of time
Poor guy had so little time, he was speed-bating before his roommate got home.
speed-bating by SarahShy January 6, 2008

Speed Boat-ing

1. To procrastinate to the point of avoiding the thing completely
2. To do a job so badly nobody wants it, anyway.
Boss: What is this shit?
Employee: I was Speed Boat-ing...
Boss: You're fired!!!

Speedboating 

Guy Lombardo was not just a orchestra leader, he was into speedboating as well.
Speedboating by Flava Jay December 9, 2008

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026