Spedulent 

When something is awesome or shocking, but in a very retarded or sped-like way. Person or things involved in it may or may not personally be of an entirely retarded nature.

Guy 1: Dude! Did you see Sam fingerpaint a penis on the wall using his own shit?
Guy 2: Yeah dude! It was spedulent!

Spedulent by PoliticallyErect November 30, 2022

Sexulent

An adjective used to describe someone or something that is as sexually attractive as chocolate is sweet. Used more commonly in formal settings between close friends.

"That female next to the bar is the most sexulent girl in here tonight..."

Sexulent by McNeal Monster January 27, 2009

Spedulance 

An alternative name for the "short bus" or "tart cart." Combines "sped" (special education) with "ambulance."

The special ed kids arrived at school each day in the spedulance.

Spedulance by Led Zeppole November 23, 2003

spedlet 

someone who is sped

Chris is a spedlet because he is slow in the head.

spedlet by spedlets January 16, 2023

spaculent 

flawless

The ten karet dimond ring was spaculent

spaculent by Megan Spellman February 15, 2009

Spedulance 

The unfortunate quality of being quite dumb, naive, "retarted", unwise, inability to cope with reality.

Due to your extreme spedulance, you couldn't even make it into the special ed class.

Spedulance by Don November 21, 2003

Spatulent 

When you have a spatula up your ass

sorry guys, I'm kinda spatulent at the moment...

Spatulent by Coocoomunga August 7, 2011