Seducen't

To seduce someone, wanting to be in a relationship with them, but without trying to have sex with them/without sex

Person one: hey you have been flirting with me for a bit now, wanna have some fun?
Person two: im sorry, i want to be in a relationship with you but i dont want to sleep with you.
Person one: didnt expect to be seducen't today but okay! Sure! What do you want to do now?

Seducen't by anonymous March 11, 2021

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seduce the pooch

A non-vulgar alternative to the common workplace term "fucking the dog".
When you are seducing the pooch, it means your are slacking off or wasting time.

When you come over here and ask me pointless questions 10 times per shift, it just makes it seem like you are trying the seduce the pooch.

seduce the pooch by illogiks January 5, 2008

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Seduce-a-tron 3000

What a man must become when he does not show confidence or resolve in chasing a girl he is interested in.

Matt: Dah I kinda like this girl, but I haven't done anything with her yet.
Avery: Why not?
Matt: I dunno...I'm kinda scared I guess.
Avery: It's time for you to step up to the plate, and become....Seduce-a-tron 3000!

Seduce-a-tron 3000 by JambaJews February 6, 2010

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how to seduce allie miller

its very simple to seduce allie miller, shes a crazy kinky bitch. all you have to do is pull out a whip some chains and she'll pop a boner in the blink of an eye. Dont forget to shit on her chest too.

Dude how to seduce allie miller?! i just shit on her chest

how to seduce allie miller by brittany spears crack head bit July 22, 2010

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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