Seducen't

To seduce someone, wanting to be in a relationship with them, but without trying to have sex with them/without sex

Person one: hey you have been flirting with me for a bit now, wanna have some fun?
Person two: im sorry, i want to be in a relationship with you but i dont want to sleep with you.
Person one: didnt expect to be seducen't today but okay! Sure! What do you want to do now?

by anonymous March 11, 2021

seduce the pooch

A non-vulgar alternative to the common workplace term "fucking the dog".
When you are seducing the pooch, it means your are slacking off or wasting time.

When you come over here and ask me pointless questions 10 times per shift, it just makes it seem like you are trying the seduce the pooch.

by illogiks January 5, 2008

Seduce-a-tron 3000

What a man must become when he does not show confidence or resolve in chasing a girl he is interested in.

Matt: Dah I kinda like this girl, but I haven't done anything with her yet.
Avery: Why not?
Matt: I dunno...I'm kinda scared I guess.
Avery: It's time for you to step up to the plate, and become....Seduce-a-tron 3000!

by JambaJews February 6, 2010

how to seduce allie miller

its very simple to seduce allie miller, shes a crazy kinky bitch. all you have to do is pull out a whip some chains and she'll pop a boner in the blink of an eye. Dont forget to shit on her chest too.

Dude how to seduce allie miller?! i just shit on her chest

by brittany spears crack head bit July 22, 2010