Spedja 

Spedja is a failure of social intelligence in which a person is easily tricked or manipulated into an ill-advised course of action. It is closely related to credulity, which is the tendency to believe unlikely propositions that are unsupported by evidence

Stop being Spedja.

Spedja by TOEJ April 7, 2020

Spedtard 

When someone who is so mentally retarded they aren't allowed near the normal kids.
They can be seen running straight into doors and sexually harassing the class pet.

They will bite and scream so proceed with caution.

Billy is a Spedtard, I saw him jizz in the teacher's coffee and laughed when she drank it.

Spedtard by Spongey_lad October 13, 2019

Spejaculation 

When Speculation and ejaculation have one thing in common,they both can be a lot of wank.

;"The poperazzi official response was that it was an act of holy war on the Protestants ,was proven to be more Spejaculation"

Spejaculation by Belteshazzar September 1, 2009

speedjammer 

speedjammer is the other forum administrator of New Age Ads, that started in August 2008. He is twelve years old when he first joined Womo123 into the forum. He is known for advertising in a PM, probably the forum's link. He started his own forum, which has the same name, but failed and became a forum administrator at NAA.

Later, after a few crackings of NAA, MisaTange was dragged into an argument between the staff members, that speedjammer was reported for being underaged. However, he is now thirteen years old. As of today, no one knows about his whereabouts.

speedjammer... where is he now?

speedjammer by MisaTange July 8, 2009

specjaculation 

A portmanteau of "spectacular" and "ejaculation". Used to describe an ejaculation that is so great, it spurts out like a fireman water hose.

Oh my god the sex was so mind-blowing, I was thrown to the ceiling when Kyle had a specjaculation.

specjaculation by melancholy1 January 20, 2009

Spejack 

The short form of Spejaculate.
The process of spontaneously ejaculating on experiencing (seeing/smelling/hearing/touching) something highly arousing, without physical stimulation of the penis. Unlike ejaculation the penis may not always be erect. Spejaculation is sometimes compared with nocturnal emissions and spontaneous orgasms, however, unlike the former it can occur during a waking state and unlike the latter it need not be induced. Though its occurrence is quite rare, Spejaculation occurs among males between the ages of 20-45 and is more frequent among individuals actively restraining sexual desire, i.e. not masturbating.

"I Spejacked my pants!"
"I don't know why but I always seem to spejack my pants at the titty bar :("
"Poor dude! He totally spejacked before his birthday lap dance!"
"Ever since I went celibate I seem to always spejack at parties"

Spejack by funnyfucker123 April 8, 2009

spedmaster 

someone who makes stupid mistakes or acts like they have half a brain on occasion, though is generally an intelligent person.

formed from an abbreviation of SPecial EDucation and the word MASTER to clarify just how extreme of a sped that person is.

me: 'i got in the shower last night, and it was really foggy, even though the water wasn't very hot.... it took me like 30 seconds to realize that i was still wearing my glasses. >_>'

friend: 'haha, spedmaster moment of the day!'

spedmaster by longingforalollipop September 16, 2010