Spedal 

Someone who is specal ed, and special. fucktard, special, retard

Sarah was so spedal after she knocked back a couple rum and cokes in Mexico.

Spedal by Mike Hunt October 3, 2004

Spedal 

Noun: someone who needs more than just Special Ed

That one friend you have
Definition: Beck is very spedal

Spedal by Shaylus September 17, 2023

sperald 

A person or thing which exhibits traits of high stupidity

From Middle English (denoting a person of low intelligence): via Old French from Latin sperria ‘ignorant person’, from Greek sperōēs ‘person of low intellect, layman, ignorant person’, from sperios ‘simple, quirky’.

Zach: I backed my truck into a trailer again.

Abe: Of course you did, you're such a sperald!

sperald by Mr Shin August 25, 2019

Spealy

A Spealy is a small, highly aggressive creature that is often found in the sewers Harefam. When threatened, the Spealy can react unpredictably, either biting and screeching as a form of self defense, or making highly snarky and sarcastic remarks that are known to cause insanity in those within 3 meters of it. The Spealy uses this moment of weakness during the bout of madness to strike, killing the victim and dragging their body back to it's lair for later consumption.
Only few have survived the Spealy's attacks, reporting that the insanity only gets worse as time goes on, causing vivid hallucinations of the well known character "Kermit the Frog".

If you happen to encounter a Spealy in the wild, it is recommended that you act calmly as not to frighten it. Mentioning topics such as D&D may appease him, while talking about a person named Thomas may cause it to kill you instantly.

No don't go down there! There have been reports of a Spealy sighting in this area recently!

Spealy by ChocoboOfChaos August 16, 2021

swedal 

she is a genuinely sweet person. she will always have your back and will always make you feel loved and appreciated. she is stunning and attracts so many guys. if you have a best friend like swedal never let go of her.. you won’t find anyone that loves you in the way she does.

“have you met swedal, she’s a stunner!!”

swedal by softclouds May 30, 2020

spedacity

when an individual has the nerve to be sped, which is outrageous and disrespectful.

nick: *does some cringey weird shit*
other person: it’s definitely here... the spedacity is outrageous *looks away in disgust*.

spedacity by p-sped762 November 8, 2019

Spedlum 

Retarded kid under the age of 15

Friend 1: my brother did very well on the test today

Friend 2: my brother is a spedlum he didn’t do well at all

Spedlum by Spedi December 14, 2020