Specer

a master thief, often having a strong tendency toward expensive watches. Will do almost anything to seem innocent, even when caught red handed. Peg-legs are rampant among them.
Chris: Hey Gordon, did you steal my watch? Gordon: uhhh... nn..no..I...uh..havnt seen any watch. Chris: Whats that on you wrist? Gordon: I'm gonna fight you! Chris: WHAT A SPECER!
by Wyatt Earp 2 October 25, 2008
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