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spaztard
n. An individual who possesses the qualities of both a spaz and a tard; one who overreacts in a moronic manner. Credit belongs to Canadian K. Fellows for coining the term in 2000.
spaztard by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 5, 2003
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Spaztard
An EXTREMELY special person with a mental problem. Used mostly as an insult but not ment to offend too much.
Wow, your such a spaztard!
Spaztard by SomeGayPotato April 29, 2015
Spazzarooneyed
You’re that fucked from having 47 double vodkas, that you’re telling everyone in maccies that you’re the hardest cunt alive after ordering 5 double chesneys at 4 in the morning.
What’s up with Mike? He’s just told ar jobe to fuck off when we were about to jump in.
Oh don’t worry abar him lad he’s just fuckin spazzarooneyed, just bell another one.
Oh don’t worry abar him lad he’s just fuckin spazzarooneyed, just bell another one.
Spazzarooneyed by Yeah Course January 13, 2019
Spaztard
A delightful combination of spaztic and retard. The eccentric word is perfert to describe and define many a folk!
Spaztard by Helchel Noriffe May 7, 2007
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