Spazzard

Contraction of Spaz hazzard. Pertaining to a person who is capable of freaking out at any given moment.

Jason: Don't go near Daniel, he's a spazzard.
Tim: Oh shit son... *runs away*

by Daniel March 31, 2005

spaztard

n. An individual who possesses the qualities of both a spaz and a tard; one who overreacts in a moronic manner. Credit belongs to Canadian K. Fellows for coining the term in 2000.

Calm down, you f*cking spaztard!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 5, 2003

Spaztard

Someone who is a cross between spaz and retarded. Often very lovable and somewhat drunk, or in a permanant state of stoned.

'Isdfhsdkfgsdfg!'
'Lol, you spaztard.'

by Lover of Connor November 7, 2006

Spaztard

An EXTREMELY special person with a mental problem. Used mostly as an insult but not ment to offend too much.

Wow, your such a spaztard!

by SomeGayPotato April 29, 2015

Spazzarooneyed

You’re that fucked from having 47 double vodkas, that you’re telling everyone in maccies that you’re the hardest cunt alive after ordering 5 double chesneys at 4 in the morning.

What’s up with Mike? He’s just told ar jobe to fuck off when we were about to jump in.

Oh don’t worry abar him lad he’s just fuckin spazzarooneyed, just bell another one.

by Yeah Course January 13, 2019

Spaztard

A delightful combination of spaztic and retard. The eccentric word is perfert to describe and define many a folk!

Annie: Andy! You are such a spaztard!!! Dude!!!

by Helchel Noriffe May 7, 2007

Spazztard

A cross between the words "spazz" and "retard". The individual who happens to be dubbed this, usually have the traits of both of these. They either are very spastic in their movements and are mentally retarded or, they act like this in a highly convincing manner.

"Stop being such a spazztard, you're making a fool of yourself."

by Sazzy October 29, 2006