Spazztard 

A cross between the words "spazz" and "retard". The individual who happens to be dubbed this, usually have the traits of both of these. They either are very spastic in their movements and are mentally retarded or, they act like this in a highly convincing manner.

"Stop being such a spazztard, you're making a fool of yourself."

Spazztard by Sazzy October 29, 2006

Spazztard 

A Spazztard is a person who presents as slow mentally or awkward but is not.

After stumbling out of math class and saying those weird things to that girl he felt like a Spazztard

Spazztard by Francine Schmalowitz May 19, 2022

spagtard 

someone who isn't retarded but acts like one.

stop acting like a spagtard

spagtard by mike444444 August 28, 2009

spamtard

spammer + retard = spamtard.

dude don't be such a spamtard; at least make coherant spam

spamtard by Soy December 1, 2003

GhettoPUNK-SpazzThrashtic 

(n.) 1.

Can best be described by the entirety of Bert McCracken, Elliesabetta Oliviea, and Charlotte Isabella.
GhettoPunk-SpazzThrashtic should be reserved, and used with care, as it is not for everyone.

(n.) 2.
GhettoPunk-SpazzThrashtic- A person or being who somehow carries themselves with a ghetto-esque slang, punk appearance, and SpazzThrashtic attitude.
(ie) Bert McCracken.

GhettoPUNK-SpazzThrashtic

E: "Hey, you know Bert McCracken?"
C: "From The Used?"
E: "Of course."
C: "Fuck yeah, dude! That guy is GhettoPUNK-SpazzThrastic!"

GhettoPUNK-SpazzThrashtic by Skittlesandtwizzlers June 22, 2009

spaktard 

a spasticly retarded individual, who cant tell their arse from their elbow

that sam is such a spaktard

spaktard by jefi b December 7, 2004

spaztard 

n. An individual who possesses the qualities of both a spaz and a tard; one who overreacts in a moronic manner. Credit belongs to Canadian K. Fellows for coining the term in 2000.

Calm down, you f*cking spaztard!

spaztard by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 5, 2003