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Crackspiracy

The crack and or meth induced paranoia and circular reasoning with a dash of high tech government wizardry, that only the week old sleepless and turbocharged mind could conjure.
“Wow dude, that’s some crackspiracy with intergalactic shapeshifting rattlesnakes stole your gear and replaced it with alien nanotechnology designed purely to overthrow the junkie community so they don’t reveal flatearth isn’t globe earth so THAT’S why we’ve got to put our phones in the microwave now?? That’s some Potez shit right there.
by $portez June 6, 2019
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GWS

"R.I.P David Plonker"

Charlie: Get well soon champ

Marcus: THE MAN IS DEAD NOT SICK

Charlie: Poor guy. I hope he gets well soon

Marcus: HE'S DEAD!

GWS Marcus.
by $portez March 5, 2012
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Derrick Smith

A complete piece of interwebz an hero who slays, maims and will milk ALL OF THE RAGES from your dull existence. He's a noodle slurping boss with the quickest wit on the nets. GWS anyone who falls in to his death grip.

Runs with the BWC, but we don't hold that against him. A true lulz marksman.
Derrick Smith -"All of the potato shops or shop of a potato nature"
by $portez April 20, 2013
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Lucy Black

Lucy Black is an amazing example of Internet fuck puppetry. She is the epitome of style, class and sex on legs. She carries herself with grace and poise, while tearing the heart from men in a single dox. To cross Lucy Black is to sign your own rage certificate.
"Guys, Lucy Black is on this RIP page, stay out of her Medusa stare!"

Internet- "FUCK! RUN FOR THE HILLS"
by $portez April 20, 2013
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Joyced

Wow, Chris really Joyced himself up this year
by $portez November 23, 2009
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GWSC

The infamous Get Well Soon Crew. A trolling collective of the scum of the internet, bringing you pain and misery in the lulziest of ways.
Charlie-"Not on the white mans internet!"

Derrick-"Hopefully the offender or offenders will be apprehended or have a weapon or weapons discharged at him in a timely manner or manners"

Lucy-"If someone like Alexander was trying to rape my kids, I'd hope a wall fell on them too"

Portez-"Q-What doesn't fit? A- A dead epileptic"

Charlotte-"Are you people walled off from your emotions? I am crushed by this news personally.

Althought not as crushed as Alex and Bridget."

GWSC ....You're welcome.
by $portez April 8, 2013
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Bec Cares

Bec Cares: Someone online that doesn't care. To Bec care is to not give any fucks. Ever.

Bec Cares is an online goddess of epic proportions.

Fierce, smoking hot and a brain that will make you fall in to her magnetar pit trap.

An amazing woman.
Lizzie "We had sex!"

Everyone else "Oh wow Bec Cares"
by $portez November 7, 2011
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