$portez's definitions

Spuzztard

Someone stupid or lame.

"Nice face, spuzztard!"

by $portez August 17, 2009

Joyced

To allow yourself to fatten up

Wow, Chris really Joyced himself up this year

by $portez November 23, 2009

Lacey'd

WHen you see a woman so gorgeous, your world stops

Wow, that sexy girl from Maryland totalaly Lacey'd me!

I'm so in love, i'm Lacey'd.

by $portez November 25, 2009

Drip Fed

A person who is borderline retarded, painful or flat out fucking stipid.

Becka- "Seriously, what's with all these drip feds today?

$p- "Drip fed central dude"

by $portez January 21, 2011

GWSC

The infamous Get Well Soon Crew. A trolling collective of the scum of the internet, bringing you pain and misery in the lulziest of ways.

Charlie-"Not on the white mans internet!"

Derrick-"Hopefully the offender or offenders will be apprehended or have a weapon or weapons discharged at him in a timely manner or manners"

Lucy-"If someone like Alexander was trying to rape my kids, I'd hope a wall fell on them too"

Portez-"Q-What doesn't fit? A- A dead epileptic"

Charlotte-"Are you people walled off from your emotions? I am crushed by this news personally.

Althought not as crushed as Alex and Bridget."

GWSC ....You're welcome.

by $portez April 8, 2013

Yellowfag

AKA Charlie from the GWSC Get Well Soon Crew

This ridiculous fucking muppet is infamous for his work on the

"Get Well Soon Bryson Anderson"
"Are Abos Scum"
"Adam Lanza Is A Hero"
"Jackson Doolan: Train Wrestler Extraordinaire"

"In Memory Of Swanston St Wall" facebook pages.

"Not on the white mans internet"-Yellowfag

by $portez April 20, 2013

Lucy Black

Lucy Black is an amazing example of Internet fuck puppetry. She is the epitome of style, class and sex on legs. She carries herself with grace and poise, while tearing the heart from men in a single dox. To cross Lucy Black is to sign your own rage certificate.

"Guys, Lucy Black is on this RIP page, stay out of her Medusa stare!"

Internet- "FUCK! RUN FOR THE HILLS"

by $portez April 20, 2013