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The infamous Get Well Soon Crew. A trolling collective of the scum of the internet, bringing you pain and misery in the lulziest of ways.
Charlie-"Not on the white mans internet!"

Derrick-"Hopefully the offender or offenders will be apprehended or have a weapon or weapons discharged at him in a timely manner or manners"

Lucy-"If someone like Alexander was trying to rape my kids, I'd hope a wall fell on them too"

Portez-"Q-What doesn't fit? A- A dead epileptic"

Charlotte-"Are you people walled off from your emotions? I am crushed by this news personally.

Althought not as crushed as Alex and Bridget."

GWSC ....You're welcome.
by $portez April 8, 2013
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Bec Cares: Someone online that doesn't care. To Bec care is to not give any fucks. Ever.

Bec Cares is an online goddess of epic proportions.

Fierce, smoking hot and a brain that will make you fall in to her magnetar pit trap.

An amazing woman.
Lizzie "We had sex!"

Everyone else "Oh wow Bec Cares"
by $portez November 7, 2011
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Troll abbreviation for Get Well Soon

Commonly quoted amongst TSO members.
RIP David Plonker

Charlie: Get well soon champ.

Marcus: He's not sick he's dead.

Charlie: Poor guy. i hope he gets well soon.

Marcus: HE'S DEAD

GWS Marcus
by $portez February 2, 2012
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"R.I.P David Plonker"

Charlie: Get well soon champ

Marcus: THE MAN IS DEAD NOT SICK

Charlie: Poor guy. I hope he gets well soon

Marcus: HE'S DEAD!

GWS Marcus.
by $portez February 2, 2012
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A person who is borderline retarded, painful or flat out fucking stipid.
Becka- "Seriously, what's with all these drip feds today?

$p- "Drip fed central dude"
by $portez January 20, 2011
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Wow, Chris really Joyced himself up this year
by $portez November 23, 2009
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AKA Charlie from the GWSC Get Well Soon Crew

This ridiculous fucking muppet is infamous for his work on the

"Get Well Soon Bryson Anderson"
"Are Abos Scum"
"Adam Lanza Is A Hero"
"Jackson Doolan: Train Wrestler Extraordinaire"

"In Memory Of Swanston St Wall" facebook pages.
"Not on the white mans internet"-Yellowfag
by $portez April 20, 2013
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