$portez's definitions

GWS

Troll abbreviation for Get Well Soon

Commonly quoted amongst TSO members.

RIP David Plonker

Charlie: Get well soon champ.

Marcus: He's not sick he's dead.

Charlie: Poor guy. i hope he gets well soon.

Marcus: HE'S DEAD

GWS Marcus

by $portez March 5, 2012

GWS

Trolling abbreviation for Get well Soon

"R.I.P David Plonker"

Charlie: Get well soon champ

Marcus: THE MAN IS DEAD NOT SICK

Charlie: Poor guy. I hope he gets well soon

Marcus: HE'S DEAD!

GWS Marcus.

by $portez March 5, 2012

Joyced

To allow yourself to fatten up

Wow, Chris really Joyced himself up this year

by $portez November 23, 2009

Lacey'd

WHen you see a woman so gorgeous, your world stops

Wow, that sexy girl from Maryland totalaly Lacey'd me!

I'm so in love, i'm Lacey'd.

by $portez November 25, 2009

Drip Fed

A person who is borderline retarded, painful or flat out fucking stipid.

Becka- "Seriously, what's with all these drip feds today?

$p- "Drip fed central dude"

by $portez January 21, 2011

Bec Cares

Bec Cares: Someone online that doesn't care. To Bec care is to not give any fucks. Ever.

Bec Cares is an online goddess of epic proportions.

Fierce, smoking hot and a brain that will make you fall in to her magnetar pit trap.

An amazing woman.

Lizzie "We had sex!"

Everyone else "Oh wow Bec Cares"

by $portez November 7, 2011

Lucy Black

Lucy Black is an amazing example of Internet fuck puppetry. She is the epitome of style, class and sex on legs. She carries herself with grace and poise, while tearing the heart from men in a single dox. To cross Lucy Black is to sign your own rage certificate.

"Guys, Lucy Black is on this RIP page, stay out of her Medusa stare!"

Internet- "FUCK! RUN FOR THE HILLS"

by $portez April 20, 2013