RIP David Plonker
Charlie: Get well soon champ.
Marcus: He's not sick he's dead.
Charlie: Poor guy. i hope he gets well soon.
Marcus: HE'S DEAD
GWS Marcus
Charlie: Get well soon champ.
Marcus: He's not sick he's dead.
Charlie: Poor guy. i hope he gets well soon.
Marcus: HE'S DEAD
GWS Marcus
by $portez March 05, 2012

Bec Cares: Someone online that doesn't care. To Bec care is to not give any fucks. Ever.
Bec Cares is an online goddess of epic proportions.
Fierce, smoking hot and a brain that will make you fall in to her magnetar pit trap.
An amazing woman.
Bec Cares is an online goddess of epic proportions.
Fierce, smoking hot and a brain that will make you fall in to her magnetar pit trap.
An amazing woman.
by $portez November 07, 2011

by $portez January 21, 2011

A complete piece of interwebz an hero who slays, maims and will milk ALL OF THE RAGES from your dull existence. He's a noodle slurping boss with the quickest wit on the nets. GWS anyone who falls in to his death grip.
Runs with the BWC, but we don't hold that against him. A true lulz marksman.
Runs with the BWC, but we don't hold that against him. A true lulz marksman.
by $portez April 20, 2013

To allow yourself to fatten up
by $portez November 23, 2009

Lucy Black is an amazing example of Internet fuck puppetry. She is the epitome of style, class and sex on legs. She carries herself with grace and poise, while tearing the heart from men in a single dox. To cross Lucy Black is to sign your own rage certificate.
"Guys, Lucy Black is on this RIP page, stay out of her Medusa stare!"
Internet- "FUCK! RUN FOR THE HILLS"
Internet- "FUCK! RUN FOR THE HILLS"
by $portez April 20, 2013

"R.I.P David Plonker"
Charlie: Get well soon champ
Marcus: THE MAN IS DEAD NOT SICK
Charlie: Poor guy. I hope he gets well soon
Marcus: HE'S DEAD!
GWS Marcus.
Charlie: Get well soon champ
Marcus: THE MAN IS DEAD NOT SICK
Charlie: Poor guy. I hope he gets well soon
Marcus: HE'S DEAD!
GWS Marcus.
by $portez March 05, 2012
