spaztard

n. An individual who possesses the qualities of both a spaz and a tard; one who overreacts in a moronic manner. Credit belongs to Canadian K. Fellows for coining the term in 2000.

Calm down, you f*cking spaztard!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 05, 2003

spaztard

A peron who emcompasses qualities of a mentally challenged person.
Spastic + Retard = Spaztard

Usually has the intelligence of a brick covered in shit

Also a polite version of fucktard

Lydia you fucking spaztard

by Spanky Pants July 18, 2008

Spaztard

Someone who is a cross between spaz and retarded. Often very lovable and somewhat drunk, or in a permanant state of stoned.

'Isdfhsdkfgsdfg!'
'Lol, you spaztard.'

by Lover of Connor November 07, 2006

Spaztard

An EXTREMELY special person with a mental problem. Used mostly as an insult but not ment to offend too much.

Wow, your such a spaztard!

by SomeGayPotato April 29, 2015

Spaztard

A delightful combination of spaztic and retard. The eccentric word is perfert to describe and define many a folk!

Annie: Andy! You are such a spaztard!!! Dude!!!

by Helchel Noriffe May 07, 2007

Spaztard

Someone who was clearly thrown at a wall when they were born. Also known as noob.

Harry : 'I just ate a shoe HERRDUURP'

Michael : 'You spaztard.'

by Raywr. December 29, 2010

Spaztard

An extremely retarded spastic. A cross between the two words that makes a term one above in insultness level. Spaztard > spastic > retard. Also spelt spastard. But only spaztards spell it like that.

Me- I dropped my stapler and stapled my foot

Some other guy- You spastard

Me- you spaztard spelling spaztard spastar

Same other guy- how do you know how I spell it.

Me- I stalk you on twitter, Facebook, instagram.

by tomjdog April 16, 2014