Spuzztard 

Someone stupid or lame.

"Nice face, spuzztard!"

Spuzztard by $portez August 17, 2009

Scuzzard 

A particularly provocative girl who tends be found lingering in bars in search of desperate men and money.

Bro, last night I saw Paul leave the bar with a scuzzard at last call.

Scuzzard by Scuzz bros September 15, 2023

Scuzzard 

A scumbag and a buzzard

What a scuzzard

Scuzzard by Scuzzard February 16, 2017

spaztard 

n. An individual who possesses the qualities of both a spaz and a tard; one who overreacts in a moronic manner. Credit belongs to Canadian K. Fellows for coining the term in 2000.

Calm down, you f*cking spaztard!

spaztard by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 5, 2003

scuzzard 

a dirty looking molester type man over 40 whos hands are permanently cupped in masturbation mode

the scuzzard masturbates and farts simultaneously

scuzzard by ryen March 11, 2003

Spaztard 

Someone who is a cross between spaz and retarded. Often very lovable and somewhat drunk, or in a permanant state of stoned.

'Isdfhsdkfgsdfg!'
'Lol, you spaztard.'

Spaztard by Lover of Connor November 7, 2006

Spaztard 

An EXTREMELY special person with a mental problem. Used mostly as an insult but not ment to offend too much.

Wow, your such a spaztard!

Spaztard by SomeGayPotato April 29, 2015