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Spazmaloid

British slang. A variation on the spaz theme. When 'spaz' just doesn't seem enough on its own.
"My next guest is a complete fucking spazmaloid. Ladies and gentlemen, Tom Cruise!"
by Miscellaneous Testicles August 10, 2009
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spazmoid

A variation on spaz that carries all the same possible meanings.. following in the red dwarf 'gimboid' tradition. Particularly appropriate to nerdy people.
Dude get some friends and stop being such a spazmoid
by pdizzler91 June 2, 2011
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Spazmoid

You tuber Callum’s corner calls his subscribers spazmoids cause his head looks like a sodding tic tac
Shut up you spazmoids , my head doesn’t looking like a sodding tic tac
by Missstealyourmanz11 August 24, 2019
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spangaloid

noun -

1. that which speaks spanish and annoys

2. people who speak spanish ans piss you off

The term refers to persons speaking Spanish as a first language and who also have a persistent and consistent tendency to piss you off, albeit unintentionally, due to their immense stupidity.

The term does not necessarily refer to Spanish nationals or nationals of Spanish speaking nations -only those that piss you off.
1.
Equinor- Hey good to see you, how was the trip?

Tim- Ah pretty good, except the last bus getting here was full of spangaloids.

Equinor- Dude, there's been a lot of them around here recently, they piss me off too.

2.
Tim- Fuck man! All I wanted to do was buy some milk and chill but there were spangaloids everywhere and now I'm all pissed off and tense.

Buddah- Tim, dude, rest easy for they know not what they do. You can tell a spangaloid not to be annoying as you tell a dog not to bark, it's just the way they are...
by DEFINER_OF_SPANGALOIDS April 15, 2010
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spazmoid

Chris, YOU are a SPAZMOID!
by Stression November 18, 2016
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spazmoidal fish

A fish that keeps having sudden spasms while swimming
I think that fish in the biology lab only got killed cuz it was a spazmoidal fish :(

Ikr so sad :(
by Anonymous0123987 January 4, 2017
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Spasmanoid

Spasmanoid (noun): Derived from the combination of "spastic," which typically refers to uncontrolled, spasmodic movement or behavior, and the suffix "-noid," implying similarity or likeness, often used colloquially to refer to a person, creature or entity (e.g., humanoid).

In a medical or physiological context, "Spasmanoid" could be used to describe an individual or organism that displays consistent, spasm-like, or erratic movements, especially in the head or upper body area. This could be due to a neurological condition or other medical causes.

In a metaphorical or social context, it could denote a person who behaves in a highly erratic, unpredictable, or volatile manner, demonstrating metaphorical 'spasms' in their actions or reactions.

Please note that if used to refer to people, this term should be used carefully, as "spastic" can sometimes be perceived as derogatory or offensive, particularly when used to describe individuals with certain medical conditions
Fuck, you're a spasmanoid mate.
by Chris_Gray July 7, 2023
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