Spazmaloon 

Likewise to a spastic, or spazmoid. Someone who goes by the name Sid Spicer

You know that Sid Spicer is a real Spazmaloon

Spazmaloon by SIDS a flog September 7, 2019

Spazmatron 

noun. A spazmatron (spaz- maa- tron) is a person who is so unbeilvably retarded there is no word for them

Girl runs into a metal door
"what a fucking spazmatron"

Spazmatron by mr. moore November 5, 2007

Spazamatoonga 

Fun way of saying idiot or moron or person with no sense.

"Shut up man!! You are such spazamatoonga!!

Spazamatoonga by Swinggal October 28, 2004

Spazmaloid 

British slang. A variation on the spaz theme. When 'spaz' just doesn't seem enough on its own.

"My next guest is a complete fucking spazmaloid. Ladies and gentlemen, Tom Cruise!"

Spazmaloid by Miscellaneous Testicles August 10, 2009

Spazzarooneyed

You’re that fucked from having 47 double vodkas, that you’re telling everyone in maccies that you’re the hardest cunt alive after ordering 5 double chesneys at 4 in the morning.

What’s up with Mike? He’s just told ar jobe to fuck off when we were about to jump in.

Oh don’t worry abar him lad he’s just fuckin spazzarooneyed, just bell another one.

Spazzarooneyed by Yeah Course January 13, 2019

spazmatron 

not to be mistaken for using offensively, is not offensive.
Just mildly; is an often laughed at insult as it is so stupid. Used to define someone who is acting weird, one of your friends. A freak with a matron added on the end.

You're such a spazmatron!

spazmatron by lydia July 13, 2004

spazmatron 

One who farts in a bathtub, and then proceeds to eat the bubbles.

That spazmatron has been in the bathroom for 40 minutes. He must have had beans tonight.

spazmatron by Nodnarb Eht May 4, 2006