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Swazette 

A general term that lends itself to any situation. Can be manipulated to form new variations of the word :
"pass me the swazette!"

"Eeeew hes in my bed in only his swazettes!"

When noticing a small man on a bed " look, petti manschwettez!! "

When laughing uncontrollably with clawed hands : "Shaswetta petti manez"

In the presence of a man with oversized glasses: "Sheswanelattez!"
Swazette by important November 25, 2011

Spagetteeeeeeeeeeeeee

spaghetti but spelled really lazy and bad
Anna: what do you want for dinner?

David: I want SPAGETTEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

did you-a touch-a my spagette 

DIDYOUATOUCHMYSPAGETTE
its a micky-mouse version of goldilocks and the three bears but instead of porridge its spaghetti :)
: :ooo some spaghetti
REE: did you-a touch-a my spagette

: : OHNO

Spadette 

Secret group name of mid 70's anti-establishmentarianists from BHS, who spit spit-balls at the movie screen (hence the name: Spit At= "Spadette" the spelling of which was changed to hide the original crime---who cared??). The Spadettes had a motto, "Red is the Color". They added individual secondary names (ie: Spadette Zet, Spadette Jet, Spadette Bet, Spadette Met, & Spadette Det) and created personalized IDs to show to teachers who asked "Where's your hall pass?" Needless to say, everyone knew they were stoned off their asses.
"I keep finding these notes in my locker...all it says is "The Spadettes" WTF?" "Who the hell are the Spadettes?"
Spadette by Spadette Zet February 5, 2010