spamlet

An omelet made with spam instead of ham.

We were so poor we had to eat spamlets for dinner.

by Ted D. December 9, 2008

spazlet

A spazlet is another word for a spaztic

Peter:" what did u get in your maths test on"
Bob: "I got 2 out of 50"

Peter: "your such a spazlet bob"

by Cammmmmmyyyyyyy February 11, 2017

Samlet

1. A young salmon 2. An unusually thin middle aged man

A samlet often wears a purple crown and moves in a gangly manner to stop its mate from attacking enemies

by Boomgoesthecannon December 25, 2014

Shamlet

After engaging in hardcore anal sex, either straight or gay, the man that's had his dick dipped in fresh butthole, takes the leftovers of shit and spunk and mixes it with fresh beaten eggs, and procedes to make a breakfast omelet with it to feed to his mate.

Bruce sure gobbled up the shamlet I made him for breakfast this morning, its like he couldn't even taste the man seed in it, but he could sure smell the poo.

by backspace9 December 15, 2011

spametry

Strange poetic spam email

"Today's spametry straight from my spam folder"
Hi!

Here lies Sam Shay.

with some very painful sneezing,
I didn't turn the TV off.
He just can't wait to read my books-
When I come home from school.
I felt it on my ear.
and all the lockers white.
I didn't turn the TV off.
My friends all started laughing,
I did a lousy job.
I didn't clean the mess.
I was in for a surprise.
I think that's pretty cool.
I had nosebleeds, measles, heat rash,
and cinnamon raisin bread.
When I got on the school bus,
while munching cookies, cakes, and chips
with some very painful sneezing,
We have broken all the blackboards
while munching cookies, cakes, and chips
with some very painful sneezing,
We have broken all the blackboards
Rocky Mountain spotted fever,
That I have ever had!

by bigaleagles January 5, 2009

Spalletti

1. One inferior to "Spall"
2. An alternative word to use when angry

1. You Spall. I SPALLETTI.
2. Oh god. I just spalletti put the cat in the spalletti washing machine again didn't I!

by Spall March 20, 2008

Spampette

Word coined by ^SwITcH^ from the GameOn forums to denote a female version of a Spamper

See also: Spamper, Bleecher, Dayspring_UK, ^SwITcH^, Monger, Meeker.

1). "Sallie is such a spampette"
2). "Soon enough we will have a spamp'ette in our midst" (Monger's Little one!)

by ^SwITcH^ May 14, 2004