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Water Retaining Sea Cow

A robustly large female who retains everything, not just water, I mean EVERYTHING! A close relative to the sea donkey and the wombat, the water retaining sea cow moves with a shuffling gait, ambling along to her destination.
"I was walking down the road when this water retaining sea cow cut in front of me at the donut hut!"
by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006
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Nuglet

Slightly larger than a turdlet and much larger than a trinklet, the nuglet is the average piece of fecal matter ejected by the erupting anus. Greatly known for most of the "aromatic" fragrance while shatting, the nuglet is a colorful and sensual component of the dumping process. Watch out though, don't mistake it for smudglet, which is is more gooey predecessor.
"I just shat a nuglet the size of the Titanic!"
by CrazyBob62 May 9, 2006
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Corndodger

A goofy individual. Funny yet ignorant, somwhat dimwitted but enjoyable to be around. Also known as a Scism or a Braindead.
"Here comes the Corndodger!"
by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006
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Smudglet

The annoying smeary, putty-like base that when defecated, causes the "skid marks" in ones underwear if not properly cleaned. Resembles fudge but can be a number of colors and textures. Great for "sandwich based" practical jokes.
"I forgot to wipe man, now I got skidmarks from where that smudglet streaked by!"
by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006
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Tachycardia

Increased heart rate. A heart rate greater than 100 beats per minute (bpm).
Her pulse was 130, therefore, she has tachycardia.
by CrazyBob62 July 18, 2006
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Pudgelet

A pudgelet is a turd that is squiggering its way out of the dookie-chute. Not fully matured, the pudgelet is held back by the walls of the anus and sometimes can be identified as a mounted "pudge" from the butthole. This is a common cause of fecal impaction.
Hey, did you jar that pudgelet loose yet, I can see it hunkerin from the back of your pants.
by CrazyBob62 July 23, 2006
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Honey Hole

AKA "The Dark Honey Hole." The tunnel between a females legs, leading to eternal happiness. Always dark except for during pelvic exams, the honey hole is a favorite of many men.
Don't stick your face in her honey hole!
by CrazyBob62 July 23, 2006
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