17 definitions by CrazyBob62

Small particle of a turd that you just can't get to flush down the toilet during the "Courtesy Flush".
"Who left the trinklet floatin' in the toilet?"
by CrazyBob62 April 26, 2006
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A shatlet is a small, relatively round piece of dookie that is expelled easily, and sometimes at a high projectile rate. Similar to a dinkleberry, the shatlet doesn't get caught in anal hair and is easily dropped off at the pool.
"Hey man did you see those shatlets laying in the corner?" "Yeah, but they weren't shatlets, they were rat turds."
by CrazyBob62 May 10, 2006
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Increased heart rate. A heart rate greater than 100 beats per minute (bpm).
Her pulse was 130, therefore, she has tachycardia.
by CrazyBob62 July 16, 2006
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A pudgelet is a turd that is squiggering its way out of the dookie-chute. Not fully matured, the pudgelet is held back by the walls of the anus and sometimes can be identified as a mounted "pudge" from the butthole. This is a common cause of fecal impaction.
Hey, did you jar that pudgelet loose yet, I can see it hunkerin from the back of your pants.
by CrazyBob62 July 22, 2006
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A toothless wonder is an individual in the public who is lacking a single front tooth. This person obvious doesn't care about their dental appearance because if they did, they would have stayed hidden indoors and taken care of this problem long before anyone saw it. Also, when you talk to these people, if you make cracks about dental issues, they don't realize you're talking about them!
"Hey dude, did you see that toothless wonder walking by?" "Naah, man, that's not a toothless wonder, he just got the shat kicked outta him, that's all!"
by CrazyBob62 May 10, 2006
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Not to be mistaken with Trinklet, a turdlet is a wee bit larger than a trinklet. Usually seen as the "Lone Floater" in the commoded ocean. Also, usually this piece of fecal matter is more susceptable to being flushed on the initial dump cycle.
"Hey man, Don't let the turdlet get caught in your cheeks!"
by CrazyBob62 April 26, 2006
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Little monster in a womans clit that when he is irritated, screams, cackles, coughs, and sighs, causing a sometimes ENORMOUS expulsion of air called a queef. If he isn't washed regularly, you begin to smell his bad breath.
Damn man, did you hear that queef goblin from up in her?
by CrazyBob62 July 24, 2006
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