Spitlet

A small amount

Dude: I had a spitlet of beer dribbling down my chin

Spitlet by Imakethesewhenimonvaca November 26, 2019

Spitlet

The little bits of snot and spit that fly everywhere when you sneeze

Thanks for covering me in your spitlets

Spitlet by Succulent-Marshmellow October 16, 2021

Spigletopoly 

A giant pack of spaghetti.

“Yo bro, I had a dream that i was getting chased by a spigletopoly the other day

Spigletopoly by Shrpboss224 July 28, 2020

Spitley 

Spitley means paper, of course

I am writing on a piece of spitley

Spitley by Ujkdsadnmaspoiepio December 29, 2006

sitlet 

Originally coined by Phil, a sitlet is the space between a piece of furniture (desk, table, bed, etc.) and a wall.

Hey, check it out! I'm gonna throw this football right in the sitlet!

sitlet by Christophxr September 19, 2011

Spitetomatoes 

Main Entry: spite·tomato
Pronunciation: 'spIt · t&-'mA-(")tO; chiefly British, eastern New England, northeastern Virginia, and sometimes elsewhere in cultivated speech -'ma'- or -'mä-; chiefly Northern -'ma-
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): singular -spitetomato
Etymology: Middle English, short for despite/ alteration of earlier tomate, from Spanish, from Nahuatl tomatl

1: tomatoe's garnished in or on a meal or dish after the orderer of the meal specifically asked for "no tomatoes".
2a: petty ill will or hatred with the disposition to irritate, annoy, or thwart via the tomato B: the most outwardly disrespectfull act a fast food server can perform on their customer.

Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): action/past tense -spitetomatoed'

1: the act of garnishing tomatoe's (diced or whole) without regard for respective absence requested.

"i asked for no tomotoes, and i know you heard me becuase the receipt had "- tom" on it, there is obviously some malice going on here because there was just one big hunk of spitetomato in the middle of my gordita"

"dayum yo, i been spitetomatoed'!"

"gosh how i hate those darn spitetomatoes, curse thee!! the world would be a more better place without them"

Spitetomatoes by Jess DeBellis July 28, 2008

spiclet 

A very young spic, usually very annoying

"did you see that spiclet put his beans on the grill? They fell right through! "

spiclet by Willebo June 18, 2017