Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Succulent-Marshmellow

Blodgie

Another word for wedgie. When your underwear or pants go up your bum crack

I’ve got a blodgie

The little bits of snot and spit that fly everywhere when you sneeze

Thanks for covering me in your spitlets

All scrunched up, squishy, crunchy and wrinkly, like an old person or a rotting apple

That apple looks scronchy