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Staticky 

Staticky... the feeling of wanting to fight someone or the feeling you get after fighting someone
Dave: Ever since Steven and Tyler fought there has been a lot more fights

Ethan: I guess they left the whole school feeling staticky
Staticky by CHYTHEGOD May 3, 2017

Cone spastic 

A heavy marijuana user, since a common form of consumption is smoking via a cone through a bong.
"That guys stoned all the time, he's a real cone spastic"
Cone spastic by Tim Muirhead April 30, 2008

cheeky spastic 

A beverage made mainly from shorts. Generally has added vitamins in the way of foodstuffs such as sprouts. Named from the effect of drinking it combined with the phrase "Oh that's cheeky" and closely followed by temporary spastication. Also worth seeing the more modern variation, the Cheeky Saville
Colin had a cheeky spastic before crawling home and anally impregnating the gremlin.
cheeky spastic by CleansweepBod November 21, 2014

slapsticky 

Giving a friend a high five after masturbating into your hand.
Rick: "Sup Johnny?"
*high five*
Rick: "What the fuck is this?"
Johnny: "It's a slapsticky"
slapsticky by xXxDeathxXx September 22, 2007

spastic jawline 

A completely deformed jawline
shut up derek, you got a spastic jawline
spastic jawline by Jawlord January 30, 2017

scare spastics 

Those individuals that end up being scared into pissing their pants.
Watch out you don't get pissed on while frightening them scare spastics.
scare spastics by jpg3 November 7, 2011