spare dick

To feel stupid for doing something that is, in all honesty, stupid.

"I felt like a right spare dick when I dropped a tennar in the park bin and had to hoke around to get it out."
"Yes you did indeed look like a twat"

by JammyBambi April 6, 2006

A spare dick in a fucking contest

To describe a someone who gives little or no contribution to a task.

"Jenny didn't help at all, she just stood around like a spare dick in a fucking contest"

by hteb78 April 29, 2013

Spare Dick

Describing an annoying person or a fuckwit.

James is a spare dick. He is a fuckwit, hes so annoying.

by Annikins February 26, 2024