Just bumming around (typically in a motorized vehicle), often done with friends or significant others as a way to spend time without doing anything in particular.
Me and the Misses spent all day Saturday just Spanortin around the area, we found some cool neighborhoods just down the way.
by DingulousDongulous October 19, 2022
Get the Spanortin mug.Snorting the sofa is what happens when you plop your ass down on someone’s couch and the couch farts back at you with the stench of all the fart gas that has accumulated in it. The people that own it are used to their own pew and don't even notice the stink as they continue to contribute to the buildup of methane and other noxious gases within its bowels.
Jesus H. Christ, I sat on Dwane's couch and gagged when it shot back at me with a chouch fart. I just wanted to share a beer and ended up stoned after snortin the sofa. That fucking thing must be flammable.
by Big Ed Moustapha March 11, 2010
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The best soccer team ever, playing in the best soccer stadium ever. We hate the Chicago Fire, the Seattle Sounders, DC United, and any other MLS teams.
Person 1: "Man, I wish the Sounders were as good as Sporting KC."
Person 2: "Yeah, that will never happen."
Person 2: "Yeah, that will never happen."
by FootyChronicles January 1, 2012
Get the Sporting KC mug.This example of this expression has nothing to do with cocaine. It refers to the practice of enlightening one's own olfactory senses by inserting one's nose into the posterior orifice of another person or persons. Could be refered to as brown nosing, but does not carry the same reasoning behind the act ifself. It is purely for sensual pleasure.
Cheryl thinks I enjoy going down on her , but I'm really snortin crack while I'm eatin the kootch. She was puzzled when I mentioned that she'd had chineese last night. I love sniffin that butt just after she's taken a fresh dump.
by Big Ed Moustapha August 27, 2009
Get the snortin crack mug.The immoral act of choosing a new option and forsaking another for material gain. Often followed by indelible regret and tarnished legacy.
You hear about Tre? Bruh always thinkin grass is greener... left his fly girl for some shone up in Malibu. Tryna live that big mansion life.
Yeah man... spanosing his life away. Always finna flex. Once that spitfire die down all he be left with is spit. He gon regret it.
Yeah man... spanosing his life away. Always finna flex. Once that spitfire die down all he be left with is spit. He gon regret it.
by jspeezy January 16, 2017
Get the spanosing mug.The stage between a flacid penis and full tumescence; in a semi erect state. Derived from the pottery terminology describing the leathery state which clay will enter before fully hardening. Coined by Adam Carolla on the Adam Carolla Show.
"I'm sporting leather," says Adam to his other loser buddies in ceramics class as a hot chick enters the classroom.
"Look at the rack on her! Welcome to the leather state, boys," exclaimed Ray after crapping in Adam's Rams beanie.
"Look at the rack on her! Welcome to the leather state, boys," exclaimed Ray after crapping in Adam's Rams beanie.
by Guydudebro March 23, 2011
Get the sporting leather mug.When a guy's got a limp penis while naked in public. The power to NOT get a boner is essential whether at a clothing optional beach, taking a gang shower, going skinny dipping with your friends, wearing a speedo, at a nudie party, just hangin it or you are a professional nudie.
Justin: "Wow, good times last night."
Jason: "Didn't think it was going to turn into a nudie party."
Chad: "Yeah, nothin like sportin a softy and just hangin it."
Jason: "Didn't think it was going to turn into a nudie party."
Chad: "Yeah, nothin like sportin a softy and just hangin it."
by Nudie Dude August 25, 2006
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