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A 41 year old virgin nut job. Also an anti vaccer and sits to urinate every time.
Spann went into the women’s bathroom he prefers to sit down anyway.
Spann by DirtySanchez999 October 2, 2021
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Spann Job 

A handjob where the giver wears a crusty Callaway Weather Spann golf glove.
Me and the homies played golf yesterday, we took turns giving each other spann jobs.

Spann Job 

A handjob where the giver wears a crusty Callaway Weather Spann golf glove. You break par if done in 72 strokes or less.
Me and the homies played golf yesterday, we took turns giving each other spann jobs.

Doing a James Spann

Wearing no Jacket and Suspenders (James Spann's usual outfit)
Denis Phillips is doing a James Spann on the air.
Shanna is a beautiful name of a sweet independent girl. She goes through tough times but she can handle them.if you ever meet a shanna never let go because you may have just lost someone who could made life better for you! And a chance to have a trustworthy friend
Boys: that girl in my English lesson is totally a shanna she is so sweet
Shanna by SUMMERARCH December 30, 2019

Mother Riley scanner attack

Used to describe a person who's head regularly explodes in anger whilst posting on a forum.
"Steve's just had another Mother Riley scanner attack. That can't be doing his blood pressure much good!"