Urban Dictionary: Definitions by DirtySanchez999

nanosexual

A person that is obsessed with little people specifically in a sexual way.

Did you see Jonathan leave the bar with that midget chick? He is such a nanosexual.

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A 41 year old virgin nut job. Also an anti vaccer and sits to urinate every time.

Spann went into the women’s bathroom he prefers to sit down anyway.

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A mom from Kansas that loves foot massages

I met Monica for dinner and she got tired of her heels so I gave her a dirty Monica.

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