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When you have jerked off too much in one day it effects your performance of your next day duties (ie: work,sporting event,church). A spankover can also occur from staying up late waiting for everybody to fall asleep so you can beat off causing you to very tired the next morning. When you drink too much you get a hangover and when you whack off too much you get a spankover.
Matt your performance at work has been terrible today! Ya my wife and kids went out for the day and I whacked off all day and now I have a real spankover!
Spankover by Aj36mason August 18, 2013
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Spankophile 

Someone who enjoys to receive or give a good spanking! Spanking to the booty for you Urban folks
I love being spanked, I’m so obsessed they’d class me a Spankophile
Spankophile by Coosbay Pirate September 22, 2018

spankogram 

an email that contains pleasing pornographic images, which incites a long evening of masturbation.
Billy opened his email and received an interesting surprise. His eyes welled up with tears of joy, "This is the best spankogram that I have ever received."
spankogram by TammyS April 26, 2007

spankodex 

1. n. a portion of your mind/brain dedicated to all the best memories of great dreams, fantasies, beautiful women you've seen or fucked, naked ugly whores you've accidentally fucked, or a celebrity nipslip you've seen. A spankodex is most commonly accessed during the masturbatory process. (ALSO spank-o-dex)
After seeing a bikini top slip off at the beach, Adam replied "that's getting filed in the spankodex!"
spankodex by ayemcee December 31, 2007

Spankology 

The study of spanking, commonly taught at the Spankers spanking college of spankology
Person A:Wow person B how are you so good at spanking
Person B:Oh i studied Spankology at spankers spanking college of spankology
Person A:Wow i wish i went there

Short form of spankophile. One who likes to spank or be spanked. This includes GG or Good Girl spankings and DD or Domestic Discipline spankings. This should not be confused with the BDSM scene which includes a embarrassment and humiliation and pain beyond simple spankings.
I am a spanko I love to spank and or be spanked
Spanko by quirkymichellie July 31, 2008
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

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- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
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Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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