spanglemoth 

when you just don't know. A state of confusion

Your mom: The dog did a backflip of the chimney
You: Man I am so spanglemoth

Your mom: What
You: I am spanglemoth

spanglemoth by flanth June 1, 2021

spanglemonkey 

Spider monkey + Glue + Glitter + Glass beads = fun

I played with my spanglemonkey all day until he choked on a bead and died.

spanglemonkey by Anonymous October 16, 2003

spanglemonkey 

UK usage:-
To wank, masterbate, self abuse, act like Onan etc.

Comes from spangle- to add glitter / cum, and monkey - the male member.

I've got a hard on so I'm gonna spanglemonkey.

spanglemonkey by black flag June 27, 2004

spanglemonkey 

the name of Captain Spanglemonkey, a man often referred to when one is stoned in Meigle

ARRRRR, it be's Captain Spanglemonkey

spanglemonkey by bob October 9, 2003