spald

VERB
to scold with an extreme force. to punish with extreme power.
a mild spalding is equil to a severe whipping.
a royal spalding is the most severe of spaldings and has never actually occured.

Hey Todd, i heard Jessica cheated on you with manny! You sould go put a mild spalding on his ass.

by William Welder August 2, 2007

Spald

1) A strange, bald short man, who just doesn't care, lives in his own little world and isn't very bright.

2) A really weird face, where the person looks like an idiot, and like they just don't care, and they make a noise similar to 'myaaaah.'

1) Karl Pilkington is very spald.
2) Whoah, you just pulled a very spald face.

by HesterMotionless January 22, 2014

Spald

Noun.

To have a completely bald genital region.

Dude I railed this chick last night and she was spald. It was like doing an 11-year old.

by Tonger10 June 29, 2009

spade remix

spade remix is where a black rapper will take an original song, and slightly change the bassline and mc over the top of it.

oh great another spade remix.... why cant they write thier own tunes

by ianhimself August 3, 2009

Jack of spades

A white boy that is used and well experienced in all and every sexual activities with black men.. Addicted to the black men's cock and swallowing their cum

Look at that Jack of spades. He's about to get what he wants from those black bulls

by Jme's Cck November 14, 2020

Smalding

Small and balding

Sliker is smalding

by lilchumpp July 27, 2019

SpadeBunny

A SpadeBunny is a female of any race that will only have sexual intercourse with Black Guys. The Name comes from the combination of "QueenOfSpades" (A woman that's exclusive to Black Men for sex) and "SnowBunny" (White female that only fucks Black Men).

WhiteBoy1: I have a crush on a girl but haven't made a move. What should I do?
WhiteBoy2: Just give up dude! I've seen her past boyfriends, she's a SpadeBunny!

by SnowBunny_X March 21, 2022