2 definitions by HesterMotionless

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1) A strange, bald short man, who just doesn't care, lives in his own little world and isn't very bright.

2) A really weird face, where the person looks like an idiot, and like they just don't care, and they make a noise similar to 'myaaaah.'
1) Karl Pilkington is very spald.
2) Whoah, you just pulled a very spald face.
by HesterMotionless January 22, 2014
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An idiot who hangs around doors all the time, and irritates everyone.
"Stop slamming that door Bob, you're such a doortwat!"
by HesterMotionless January 22, 2014
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