Spald

1) A strange, bald short man, who just doesn't care, lives in his own little world and isn't very bright.

2) A really weird face, where the person looks like an idiot, and like they just don't care, and they make a noise similar to 'myaaaah.'

1) Karl Pilkington is very spald.
2) Whoah, you just pulled a very spald face.

by HesterMotionless January 22, 2014

Doortwat

An idiot who hangs around doors all the time, and irritates everyone.

"Stop slamming that door Bob, you're such a doortwat!"

by HesterMotionless January 22, 2014