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A man who creates an elaborate scheme to dupe people in online gaming, or chat rooms into believing that he as actually a female for personal enjoyment, sexual gratification, or other personal gain.
"I just found out that Allison is really a man." "Yeah, he/she is such a spalder"
Spalder by Kraine November 18, 2006
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Jillian Shea Spaeder

A talented gorgeous girl who's an amazing singer/songwriter. Famous for being on Disney XD's show Walk The Prank. Pops up on twitter once in a blue moon. Her favorite word to say is "cool".
Anyone: so yeah
Jillian Shea Spaeder: cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Anyone: Um are you alri-
Jill: cool
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nigley shalders 

A racial slur meaning "black intellectual"
hoe 1: I am sexually attracted to that Nigley Shalders over there
hoe 2: I though he was gay?
hoe 1: good thing I am a transvestite
hoe 2: nigga what the fuck
nigley shalders by sussy stef October 20, 2021

James Spader 

James Spader is an American Actor. He is best known for portraying villians in movies in the 1980s and 90s. He is best known for playing Raymond "Red" Reddington in the tv show, The Blacklist

Movies:

Team Mates (1978)
Endless Love (1981)
Tuff Turf (1985)
The New Kids (1985)
Pretty in Pink (1986)
Mannequin (1987)
Baby Boom (1987)
Less Than Zero (1987)
Wall Street (1987)
Greasy Lake (1988)
Jack's Back (1988)
sex, lies and videotape (1989)
The Rachel Papers (1989)
Bad Influence (1990)
White Palace (1990)
True Colors (1991)
Storyville (1992)
Bob Roberts (1992)
The Music of Chance (1993)
Dream Lover (1993)
Wolf (1994)
Stargate (1994)
Crash (1996)
2 Days in the Valley (1996)
Keys to Tulsa (1996)
Driftwood (1997)
Critical Care (1997)
Curtain Call (1998)
Supernova (2000)
The Watcher (2000)
Slow Burn (2000)
Speaking of Sex (2001)
Secretary (2002)
The Stickup (2002)
I Witness (2003)
Alien Hunter (2003)
Shadow of Fear (2004)
Shorts (2009)
Lincoln (2012)
The Homesman (2014)
Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

Television:

The Family Tree (1983)
Cocaine: One Man's Seduction (1983)
A Killer in the Family (1983)
Family Secrets (1984)
Starcrossed (1985)
Frasier (1994)
Seinfeld (1997)
The Pentagon Papers (2003)
The Practice (2003-2004)
Boston Legal (2004-2008)
Discovery Atlas (2006)
The Office (2011-2012)
The Blacklist (2013- )
Did you see the movie with James Spader in it? He was totally hot!
James Spader by KatLes123 February 1, 2017
A car that follows you in the parking lot hoping to get your space. Most usually at Wal-Mart, but also happens at upper class joints.
Him: Don't look back, man - we've got a spalker behind us!

Her: Shut up and take these bags so I can get the keys out of my purse.
spalker by JRob August 22, 2005
noun - person seeking to establish a relationship in an obvious manner, see also putting in the spadework
look at Chris go man that guy is one hell of a spader!
Spader by snicksnacknicerack June 26, 2005

Beating James Spader

When you quickly masterbate, trying to finish in a short amount of time. Quickly trying to squeeze one out at work without anyone knowing.

In the movie 'The Secretary' James Spader ferociously beats off behind his secretary as one of his clients, who has an appointment, waits to see him.
I'm skipping lunch and "Beating James Spader". To hell with the meeting I'm "Beating James Spader" today.
Beating James Spader by FelixM13 September 9, 2009
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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