Spagooger

A handsome caveman that lived 45,000 years ago and had been completely frozen in the frigid North Pole. After being excavated by a team of scientists Spagooger is transferred back to the states and now roams the wild lands of America pounding rocks together making incoherent sounds and speaking in broken Caveman American.

Scientist : Do you understand me Spagooger?
Spagooger : me poop. poop needle on floor.
Scientist : How did you live through all these centuries Spagooger?
Spagooger : Me cold. Sleep so no cold. Wake up no cold anymore. No more sharp teeth giant chicken.

by anonymous May 25, 2023

spagooterlia

A common term the boys use as a random filler or to replace words but means nothing

"Yo Liam shut up". "Spagooterlia"

by bigboipistachio March 12, 2019

spagoogled

1. The act of doing so much meth that you get spagoogled and do off the wall shit.
2. getting fuckedup beyond belief on meth.
3. super high,Tweaked

Justin got so spagoogled that he jabbed a needle in his arm drew out blood and sprayed it on the bed post. That fucking twiggler.

by mattdogg goathead November 1, 2006

splooger

One who splooges or is engaged in the act of splooging.

Man, that Adam is such a splooger.

by Ericcccc September 17, 2008

Cougar Spooger

One who actively hunts for, or tries to make himself prey of, cougars, as he enjoys the maturity of an older specimen.

Tony said he was going shooting for a cougar again tonight. I swear that guy's just a cougar spooger, forget any chicks our age.

by Jibba22 August 16, 2008

spagooper

A sharp toothed ladle, with the ability to scoop large amounts of pasta in one swipe.

Please pass the spagooper sugar lips. This is some mighty fine spaghetti!

by Scb76 December 10, 2015

splooger

a term of condescension inferring that a person splooges often, usually in excess of what's considered normal or typical

That Adam is a major splooger.

by ericccc September 16, 2008