A handsome caveman that lived 45,000 years ago and had been completely frozen in the frigid North Pole. After being excavated by a team of scientists Spagooger is transferred back to the states and now roams the wild lands of America pounding rocks together making incoherent sounds and speaking in broken Caveman American.
Scientist : Do you understand me Spagooger?
Spagooger : me poop. poop needle on floor.
Scientist : How did you live through all these centuries Spagooger?
Spagooger : Me cold. Sleep so no cold. Wake up no cold anymore. No more sharp teeth giant chicken.
Spagooger : me poop. poop needle on floor.
Scientist : How did you live through all these centuries Spagooger?
Spagooger : Me cold. Sleep so no cold. Wake up no cold anymore. No more sharp teeth giant chicken.