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noun - someone who is incredibly stupid or half-witted
"Dennis, I know you're an accountant, but all of those typos in your emails make you to like a right spagger"
spagger by Julestheking August 28, 2008
Spagger (noun)
Definition: A person, device, or system that regularly causes or experiences spaggs. Can be used insultingly toward bad Wi-Fi, outdated hardware, or unreliable teammates.
Dude, you’re such a spagger — you constantly lag out of nowhere every game.
Spagger by HARRIS17R July 14, 2025

Phantom Shagger 

A person who tells his friends he's having sex with loads of different girls, when really he isn't getting any.
Myran is a phantom shagger. There is no way that ugly bastard is getting laid.
Phantom Shagger by Jazzy1888 April 19, 2013

exaggerated swagger 

A distinct characteristic only found within black teens, typically displayed when leaping off of rooftops and flipping backwards to face the camera before falling into a head first dive.
The way he leaps off of rooftops and turns to face the camera before falling into a head first dive is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen, it gives me goosebumps every time he does it. -Gamespot 2020
exaggerated swagger by cartop5 November 18, 2020

Top Shagger WillNE 

Will is a square headed shagger that is taller than Memeulous
“Hey bro have you seen the tournament”
“Yeah top Shagger willne ruined it”

Swagger Baskin 

To bask in your own swagger. To have so much swagger that you can just bask in the ambiance of it.
Carl: Yo have you seen Zach today?

Eric: Naw, I heard he's in the cut swagger baskin.

Carl: Word, I wish I had swagger like that nigga.
Swagger Baskin by Zach Hitsitraw October 23, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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