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noun - someone who is incredibly stupid or half-witted
"Dennis, I know you're an accountant, but all of those typos in your emails make you to like a right spagger"
spagger by Julestheking August 28, 2008
Spagger (noun)
Definition: A person, device, or system that regularly causes or experiences spaggs. Can be used insultingly toward bad Wi-Fi, outdated hardware, or unreliable teammates.
Dude, you’re such a spagger — you constantly lag out of nowhere every game.
Spagger by HARRIS17R July 14, 2025

Phantom Shagger 

A person who tells his friends he's having sex with loads of different girls, when really he isn't getting any.
Myran is a phantom shagger. There is no way that ugly bastard is getting laid.
Phantom Shagger by Jazzy1888 April 19, 2013

exaggerated swagger 

A distinct characteristic only found within black teens, typically displayed when leaping off of rooftops and flipping backwards to face the camera before falling into a head first dive.
The way he leaps off of rooftops and turns to face the camera before falling into a head first dive is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen, it gives me goosebumps every time he does it. -Gamespot 2020
exaggerated swagger by cartop5 November 18, 2020

Top Shagger WillNE 

Will is a square headed shagger that is taller than Memeulous
“Hey bro have you seen the tournament”
“Yeah top Shagger willne ruined it

Swagger Baskin 

To bask in your own swagger. To have so much swagger that you can just bask in the ambiance of it.
Carl: Yo have you seen Zach today?

Eric: Naw, I heard he's in the cut swagger baskin.

Carl: Word, I wish I had swagger like that nigga.
Swagger Baskin by Zach Hitsitraw October 23, 2011